Dude, calm the fuck down. You're being grjonko.
by Lucubrious February 24, 2009
Get the Grjonko mug.A super human being. Can have sex with pornstars after a loss in the super bowl. Super good at sports. Excels in the bedroom. Has muscles bigger than Poseidon's penis.
That guy is a total Gronkowski he can play all the sports.
Where were you last night? I was with a Gronkowski, I'm so sore this morning.
That guys muscles make him look like a Gronkowski.
Where were you last night? I was with a Gronkowski, I'm so sore this morning.
That guys muscles make him look like a Gronkowski.
by obesecatdancer December 12, 2013
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When the famed New England Patriot Rob Gronkowski scores a touchdown and spikes the ball in celebration
Fan #1: Touchdown Gronkowski!!
Fan #2: Here comes The Gronkowski Spike!
Fan #3: The what??
Fan #2: Look it up asshole
Fan #2: Here comes The Gronkowski Spike!
Fan #3: The what??
Fan #2: Look it up asshole
by bostonfan123 January 28, 2012
Get the The Gronkowski Spike mug.The super virus /sexually transmitted disease that has resulted from New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski having sex with everyone's girlfriends, wives and favorite porn stars. The condition can only be cured by a heavy dose of antibiotics or if Rob Gronkowski opens his mouth and speaks.
If the Patriots game just ended and your wife seemed to only be cheering for Gronkowski and now she's horny... be careful she may have the Gronk.
If after sex you feel nauseous and dirty and things just don't seem right, you may have to go to the doctor... you might have the Gronk.
(Note: There is a higher chance your lady has the Gronk if you are a Jets fan)
If after sex you feel nauseous and dirty and things just don't seem right, you may have to go to the doctor... you might have the Gronk.
(Note: There is a higher chance your lady has the Gronk if you are a Jets fan)
by The Civil Word Servant February 3, 2012
Get the The Gronk mug.An idiot that doesn't know shit about anything relevant; and is usually trying to look hard and be a mad cunt!
G.I. - "oi that gronkus is tryna ring me again wtf"
JOE - "yeah mate this guys got no bloody clue!! what a gronkus hahaha!!!!"
JOE - "yeah mate this guys got no bloody clue!! what a gronkus hahaha!!!!"
by Duhncan Corleone July 22, 2014
Get the Gronkus mug.Gronkaz is an Australian slang term which is used for when sighting a group of lowlife scum, mainly people who wear airpods or Nike air Max shoes and shout SQUAAAAD and bae.
Group of gronkaz: SQUAAAAD.
Andrew: geez look at dickheads over there with their airpods and air maxes.
Josh: fuckin bunch of gronkaz
Andrew: geez look at dickheads over there with their airpods and air maxes.
Josh: fuckin bunch of gronkaz
by ReesesBeefus March 21, 2019
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