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Grondel

The patch of skin located between the anal sphincter (asshole) and reproductive organ (bag'n'balls or puss depending on sex).
Dude! He just got kicked in the grondel!
by r00k September 1, 2004
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Gronker

He (or she in the most bizzare of cases) who derives sexual pleasure from sniffing saddles. Not to be mistaken for someone obsessed with sniffing shoes, underwear, swimming gear or any upholstry recently occopied by a female - it has to be a saddle! most likely a bicycle or horses saddle. May also be adapted into an insult for a man who is a bit creepy/pervy. Brilliant word altogether!
"dude - that guy over there is sniffing that girls bike saddle and jacking off"

"yeah thats my dad - he's a gronker!!"
by Al Stone June 15, 2008
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grockel

Actually a Cornish saying which means "Wandering fool".
Here comes a grockel, I wonder what we can fob off on him.
by J Man187592 December 19, 2005
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Gronkers

Going "Gronkers" is exactly the same as going bonkers about something, but going "gronkers" is an act reserved only for reactions to a terrific play by New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski.
"After Rob Gronkowski caught the game-winning touchdown the crowd went Gronkers!"
by r1y1a3n8 November 26, 2013
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Gronkular

Used to describe when a mans penis is not large when he is not erect, but it’s enormous when it is erect.
Ok you won’t believe this, I was getting it on with Jimmy, yeah Jimmy from chemistry, and at first I thought he had a Shunk (penis smaller than his balls) but it turns out that his hawg was actually super gronkular!
by Neyahh August 14, 2019
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Gronked

The act of having plans cancelled at the 11th hour, typically with a work-related excuse.
Damn! I was really looking forward to playing D&D tonight, but we got Gronked.
by PlungeFather August 11, 2022
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getting GronKed

Inserting Werther's caramel bonbons in your or other peoples anus.
Wilfred GronKed himself today. Wilfred also stuffed Richard's fat ass with Werther's, he loves getting GronKed!
by GAGL August 9, 2023
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