groggleknob

When you wake up because you are getting a blow job

I don't need an alarm clock in the morning because i get groggleknob.

Groggleknob is the best way to wake up in the morning.

by Mr. Zogg June 20, 2009

Groaglet

Small pellet poops, like a rabbit, goat or woodland animal shits. Looks like a pile of cholocate marbles or pebbles.

Usually no more than 1/2 inch in diameter. Groaglets drop from your bum into the bowl in steady evenly paced 'kerplunks'.

If you just pooped a tidy little pile of glosette raisins, you pooped groaglets.

If your cheeks are being splished and splashed as you drop shitballs like a machine gun ejecting shells on full auto- groaglets.

by spronez May 5, 2011

Grongly

The way your eyes feel when you’re wearing contact lenses

Person one: You should get contacts they’re so much better

Person two: no way man they make my eyes feel grongly

by Bunny the whore March 8, 2021

grongleferb

Being beaten to the point of severe brain damage

Holy shit mr Johnson just grongleferbed James!

by Grongleferb May 24, 2021

groggle

to express one's dislike towards an object quietly

Steve groggled at the term bae.

by berfnadett3 December 25, 2015

grogly

A combination gross and ugly.
Pronounced: grah-glee.

1. Her smegma is totally grogly.
2. K-fed is groglier than most other people.
3. He's the grogliest of my friends.
4. The color yellow is filled with grogliness to me.

by The Biggest Klive ever, a.k.a. Klivey Mclive October 9, 2006

Groogle

A Groogle is when someone does a half arsed job of googling something.

Greg discovered the world is flat, he found it in an article from 2001 when he Groogled it.

by Old Morty August 30, 2017