googletard

One who posts a question that could easily be answered by a search engine or wiki in a forum or chat room.

Post: Hay guyz, what is the capital of Iceland?
Reply: You are a Googletard

Post: Yo, what is a good bait for Tiger Muskie?
Reply: You have taken Googletarding to a new level

by fairman January 2, 2009

Googletard

Anyone who works for or codes any app for Google

Why is my phone so slow? Friggin Googletards don't know how to code anything useful.
"Mommy can i have some more cheezy poofs?" said the Googletard as he played with his pebble watch while watching anime

by noneyo June 12, 2015

Grobletombus Marble Eyes

The cosmic god of life, looks like a jellyfish

"Be careful with those ancient artifacts, you could summon Grobletombus Marble Eyes and cause the destruction of humanity."

by The Great Mr. Shrimp June 19, 2020

grogette

Due to the lack of debate over the usability of the plural form of grogan(grogans), the grogette refers to each single turd layed during the act of droppin' a grogan.

After the night at the all you can eat chinese buffet, I laid 17 grogettes in the outhouse the following morning, to the delight of the local plumber.

by Merv February 1, 2004

googlet

Any company or entity snatched up by Google.

"You Tube was a cool little company until it became a googlet. Now they acting all uppity, like they own the googleplex or something."

by Natalilly December 12, 2008

googlethon

when The only known use for that electronic device you call a laptop is too randomly search stupid shit in the google search engine.

this can done by typing random words into the search engine with no real reason other than to entertain you for the 5 seconds your goldfish brain can concentrate on one thing for.
or 2 hitting stumble over 200 times in hopes you will hit the personal entertainment jackpot of all stumbles!!!

quite frankly i think i would rather continue this googlethon than do my lame ass assignment that's due tomorrow!

by fennbot March 25, 2010

googletific

Something that is defined by google, not science. An answer found on google, but may not necessarily be backed by science.

The evidence is anecdotal, strictly googletific, more research is needed.

by JaxU April 23, 2021