A little Irish man that loves to eat candy, hope around the office like a retard and has a really mean wife
by Anonymous April 22, 2003
grogan- "you know, i think im gonna stop smokeing, i want to get my view on reality back."
me- "thats cool. how long do you think you'll last?"
grogan-"not too long, it should only take an hour or two"
me- "thats cool. how long do you think you'll last?"
grogan-"not too long, it should only take an hour or two"
by ahhmothafucka June 9, 2007
Taking a shit. A "one wiper". Having that sharp stomach pain where you have to run to take a dump. ."
"Aw shit mang, I knew I shouldnt have had that last burrito, now as soon as I get home I be taking a grogan."
by Alex in East Los Angeles August 28, 2014
Applies when a person sits the opposite way on the shitter during the act of laying a grogan. ie Facing the wall.
This term can also apply to laying of a brogan and aargan, but not usually a frogan.
This term can also apply to laying of a brogan and aargan, but not usually a frogan.
Bill particularly enjoyed laying reverse grogans due to the fascinating mural of Bertha's aggots on the wall.
by Boon March 10, 2004
to pump a dump,back one out, ride the porcelein horse, feed the porcelein monster, hang a boris, lay a cable=DO A SHIT
by joel October 16, 2004