The baby on the popular show "Family Guy" that is bent on world destruction and killing his mother. He is extremely funny and has a british accent.
Sorry about the Quotes i love his quotes
Sorry about the Quotes i love his quotes
Janet: Hi. Cookie?
Stewie: Well, it's Stewie, but... you can call me "cookie" if you like. Yes, I also answer to "Artemis," "Agent Buckwald" and "Snake." Yes, I rather like "Snake." "Snake Griffin."
Li: Stewie, come complete our rainbow.
Stewie: I've got a better idea. Let's go play "swallow the stuff under the sink."
Stewie: Oh I feel so delightfully white trash. Mommy, I want a mullet.
Stewie: Yes, I rather like this God fellow. He's very theatrical, you know, a pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence. Gotta get me some of that.
Stewie: Picking up the phone. Hello, operator. Hello... Oh god, that's right you have to punch in the numbers nowadays. Uhhh, I should know this. Oh yes,
dialing number
Stewie: 867-5309, yes that's it. Wait that's not it, damn you Tommy Two-Tone. Huh, only one thing to do 111-1111, Lois? Damn. 111-1112 Lois? DAMN. 111-1113...
Stewie: You. Fetch me my copy of the Wall Street Journal. You two, fight to the death.
Stewie: Hmm, time for dessert. Let's see - big chocolate cake for Stewie,
holds up a leaf to Chris
Stewie: and something very tasty for big, fat you.
Stewie: Come any closer and I'll cut her.
realizes he's holding a tongue depresser
Stewie: I'll give her a series of splinters... that could become infected.
Stewie: hitting on some co-eds I must say, the most recent campus sporting event was quite spectacular.
Co-ed: Aw. Are you in a fraternity, little boy?
Stewie: Not yet, but I'm thinking of joining I Felta Thigh.
Stewie: Yay and God said to Abraham, "you will kill your son, Issak", and Abraham said, I can't hear you, you'll have to speak into the microphone." "Oh I'm sorry, Is this better? Check, check, check... Jerry, pull the high end out, I'm still getting some hiss back here."
Stewie: Well, it's Stewie, but... you can call me "cookie" if you like. Yes, I also answer to "Artemis," "Agent Buckwald" and "Snake." Yes, I rather like "Snake." "Snake Griffin."
Li: Stewie, come complete our rainbow.
Stewie: I've got a better idea. Let's go play "swallow the stuff under the sink."
Stewie: Oh I feel so delightfully white trash. Mommy, I want a mullet.
Stewie: Yes, I rather like this God fellow. He's very theatrical, you know, a pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence. Gotta get me some of that.
Stewie: Picking up the phone. Hello, operator. Hello... Oh god, that's right you have to punch in the numbers nowadays. Uhhh, I should know this. Oh yes,
dialing number
Stewie: 867-5309, yes that's it. Wait that's not it, damn you Tommy Two-Tone. Huh, only one thing to do 111-1111, Lois? Damn. 111-1112 Lois? DAMN. 111-1113...
Stewie: You. Fetch me my copy of the Wall Street Journal. You two, fight to the death.
Stewie: Hmm, time for dessert. Let's see - big chocolate cake for Stewie,
holds up a leaf to Chris
Stewie: and something very tasty for big, fat you.
Stewie: Come any closer and I'll cut her.
realizes he's holding a tongue depresser
Stewie: I'll give her a series of splinters... that could become infected.
Stewie: hitting on some co-eds I must say, the most recent campus sporting event was quite spectacular.
Co-ed: Aw. Are you in a fraternity, little boy?
Stewie: Not yet, but I'm thinking of joining I Felta Thigh.
Stewie: Yay and God said to Abraham, "you will kill your son, Issak", and Abraham said, I can't hear you, you'll have to speak into the microphone." "Oh I'm sorry, Is this better? Check, check, check... Jerry, pull the high end out, I'm still getting some hiss back here."
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"Bro have you seen Griffono Saggaroli anywhere?"
"He's been in his office all day, and I can hear strange sounds behind his door..."
"it sounds like...screaming tomatoes?"
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"it sounds like...screaming tomatoes?"
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(1)Griffon = Griffin; a mythical beast with the HEAD and wings ofan EAGLE,and the body and tail of a lion.
(2)a small breed of dog similar to a terrier belonging to a breed with wiry hair and a short muzzle.
(2)a small breed of dog similar to a terrier belonging to a breed with wiry hair and a short muzzle.
Where's your pet griffon? =P
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"Hey bro, I was making sweet love to Candi last night and as I was penetrating her from behind, I pulled out the Cymballic Mythical Griffon! I played those cymbals so hard, she thought there was a procession of the royal family!"
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