Gridlocks

A checkerboard grid of tiny cornrows or dreadlocks tightly braided as a women's hairstyle. Usually African-American.

Lashonda got her hair done in gridlocks after her gel manicure.

by Webdebnyc April 24, 2012

Grimlocked

(adj) To Be Grimlocked - the state of being inaccessible for other activities in the three hours before a new toy release, as this time is consumed with continuous text messages, Discord chats, reading of toy news sites, and refreshing of online store pages.

"I'm Grimlocked tonight - the new retro 90s fluorescent-colored Transformers are set to drop at 9pm."

(by R&E '23)

by by R&E '23 July 28, 2023

Grimlocker

A penname used by a writer from Deep Web Enigma who writes misleading articles for the sake of publicity and hates criticism. (Either bad or good)

It can be also used as a term for a writer who is egoistic and playboy.

Are you a Grimlocker?

I read that dude's articles, he is a Grimlocker.

by An0nymøuS January 13, 2022

Gridlock

1. A complete lack of movement or progress resulting in a backup or stagnation: “the political gridlock that prevented... the President and Congress from moving expeditiously to cut the budget” (Robert D. Hormats).

2. A malaprop coined by a particularly inbred country yokel whom is currently leading a startup software company.

"Bitch, go home and tend to your nappy-lookin gridlocks."

by HoFonix January 22, 2004

shopping cart gridlock

When you are grocery shopping during the rush hour and you can't get through the aisle because there are too many carts in the way, can't back up either because other shoppers piled in behind you and nobody can move.

I can't get to the tostada chips & jalapeno cheese dip, I'm stuck in shopping cart gridlock...

by Gulf Coast Beach Bum July 29, 2013

Gridlock

When two people are ass-to-ass simultaneously shitting into one another's assholes.

Dude, Mortimer, did you see Eleanor and Priscilla gridlocking last night? It was off the chain.

by shaquille f'real October 20, 2008

gridlock

v.
The feminized cock block (a.k.a. Blocking the Box). The origin of this term comes from city traffic signs ("Don't Block the Box") in order to alleviate rush hour traffic conditions where cars are stopped in the middle of an intersection. In these situations, blocking the box inevitably results in gridlock.

(a female):"I've just been gridlocked by that sexy dyke's friend."

by evan m. September 26, 2005