shit griddle

Taking a massive fresh shit/dump on concrete or asphalt that has been sitting in the hot sun.

"Isaac thought it would be a nice day for a steamy shit griddle."

by Fat Susie December 5, 2013

Pancakes on the griddle

When ones balls are stuck to their thigh, usually occurs when standing up or sitting down for too long, especially in hot humid temperatures

All through class, I had some bad pancakes on the griddle

by Zacharees73 February 12, 2015

Scraping the griddle

Having sex after a prolonged dry spell.

I heard someone scraping the griddle in the bedroom next door.

by Shanigan September 14, 2015

on the griddle

Extremely high. Usually on an indica or hybrid strain of cannibis. So much so that a person resembles bacon or eggs sizzling on a griddle.

Look at Dan. This muhfucka is on the griddle right now.

by Davenasty July 6, 2018

Cheese Griddle

what a mouth looks like when it has a shitload of gold and metal in it.

That nigga's mouth has so much gold that it looks like my mommas cheese griddle.

by Entropy365 January 23, 2006

Reverse Griddle

When you get a hand job after you tucked it back.

Boots gave me a reverse griddle last night.

by Fuzzynuffin June 28, 2020

licks griddle

Something thats "sucks" to the point of being almost painful.

You had to watch Police academy 4...man, that licks griddle.

by PhD Strange October 11, 2007