funky gibbon

Spontanious sweet dance routine involving flailing arms and a bounce in one's step. Normally occurs in a state of immense euphoria.

Upon finally understanding the complicated conceipt, Leo burst into the funky gibbon!

by Andy C November 6, 2003

Gibbony

The appearance of someone who from a distance or through blurred vision appears hot, but when in focus they fall short of expectations.

You: "He's a looker!"
Me: "Nah he's just Gibbony"

by PrettyStarFury May 16, 2008

Gribben

A mythical creature that dwells in dark, damp places, eg. under your bed, under a bridge, or in dustbins. First appeared in 18th Century folklore, a Gribben is known to feed on children, human hair and small rats. Gribben's reproduce by excreting in the mate's mouth and then regurgitating back into the others'. The creature is described as small with spindly legs, a big neck and dirty claws, usually with fungal matter growing out of it's ears.

"Where's Fred?"

"He just got decapitated by a Gribben."

"Bad luck, I liked Fred."

by phil090 February 6, 2012

pulling a peter gibbons

Waking up one morning and deciding that going to work isn't going to happen and not caring about the consequences

Named after Ron Livingston's character, Peter Gibbons, in Office Space

I felt like sleeping in, so I'm pulling a Peter Gibbons.

by Krystal T January 1, 2006

Billy Gibbons

Billy Gibbons is a God of Blues/Blues Rock guitar. Even Jimi Hendrix once said he was one of the best up and coming guitarists around. He is the lead singer and guitarist of the blues rock band ZZ Top. Apart from incredible musicianship, he also has one of the greatest beards ever to grace planet earth.

For an example of Billy Gibbons' talent, listen to any track from the album Tres Hombres

by ieatorcs June 26, 2016

gibbon tits

1) breasts that are flat and droop

2) a generic insult

Deakin: eeeew, i walked in on my nan in the shower and she had gibbon tits
Jake: mate, that is dirtyyyy!!!

or

Kurt: oi!! i did your mum
Jake: kurt, you are such a gibbon tits sometimes

by jakeeee haiggghhhh December 18, 2009

Shit Gibbon

A toad who thinks he is a prince, devoid of any self awareness as to what an asshole he looks like to everyone around him. Possibly a narcissist slash racist slash spoiled rich kid all grown up.

Man I'm so embarrassed by our shit gibbon of a president .

by Krunkmaster 31 February 8, 2017