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crotch gremlins

Little, feisty creatures that love to sneak in your boxers at night then when you put them on in the morning they launch a full scale assault on your crotch.
Friend 1: Dude stop itching your nuts, what the hell's wrong with you?
Friend 2: Fool, obviously I'm dealing with crotch gremlins.
by tikimon September 21, 2005
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Porn Gremlins

The little creatures that move into your computer when you visit the wide world web of porn and slow down and otherwise devastate your computer. They are responsible for spam email, pop ups and System Frezes. Porn Gremlins often leave smutty waste that resemble dust bunnies within the computer case.
Johnny: "Dude, why haven't you been online latley?"
Steve: "Porn Gremlins"
Johnny: "Ouch"
Steve: "Yeah, My computer is so slow and i get like 3000 pop ups of natural male enhancment a day."
Johnny: "What did I tell you about those sexbus websites."
by judodude64 January 11, 2009
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stoner gremlins

Stoner Gremlins are terrible creatures that live on Worthing beach. They attack stoners and are invisible to the normal eye. Normal side effects of seeing Stoner Gremlins is running away as fast as you can and crying your eyes out. They are rats with wings and they're as real as a goldfish.
"Hey want to get stoned on the beach?" "Hell no there's stoner gremlins"
by Anomalous25 December 20, 2007
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willy gremlins

when you go to the toilet for a piss but can't urinate
Man i was so fucked last night i had a serious case of willy gremlins and couldn't piss
by little wang 123 July 29, 2013
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Gash Gremlins

Can you please get your "Gash Gremlins"

to shut the fuck up as they have not stopped screaming at each other for the entire journey.
by Pcoops69 October 15, 2022
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keyboard gremlins

Tiny creatures that inhabit the keyboards of various computers, especially laptops.
They cause people to misspell simple words that would normally be easy to spell. They also cause people to type links to pr0n when they are really trying to show their friends a flash video.
Erca 'Kuzudee: I'm going to lick Becu in the shin.
Erca 'Kuzudee: kick*
Erca 'Kuzudee: OMG teh Keyboard Gremlins...
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tree gremlins

The word used by older people when referring to children
I was walking around the mall yesterday and i couldn't get past this big group of tree gremlins
by Bennana January 29, 2009
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