gregging

The act of being present in a voice call, usually consisting of 3 or more people, and having both your audio and your microphone visibly muted to other participants. This is synonymized with the idea of being "Away From Keyboard." Some synonyms include: "idling", "masturbating" (sometimes shortened to "masturb"), and "AFK."

I was trying to ask Joey a question, but I realized he was gregging and couldn't hear me after asking.

by Nobody of Note June 9, 2023

Gregging

Act of Male ejaculation

stop gregging

by ft5dfuyilbjkl,. October 19, 2023

Gregging

When your neighbour is making some suspicious noises but insists they are just bros.

Wow, Pablo was definitely Gregging last night.

Yeah bro, I heard the Gregging through the wall again.

by zZoop zZoop March 21, 2026

Gregging

To intentionally expose oneself to a member of the opposite sex.

Fred was accused of gregging himself in the mixed changing rooms of the municipal pool.

by vinaldo July 14, 2025

Gregging

Repeatedly going to Greggs for food, an act committed by someone addicted to greggs

Hungry Guy One: “Would you like anything to eat? I’m going gregging”

Hungry Guy Two: “Cheese and onion bake please”

Hungry Guy One: “I’m on it, we’re a great team!”

Hungry Guy one returns to work with 4 sausage rolls, 4 cheese pizzas, 4 pepperoni pizzas, 5 doughnuts, 4 yum yums and hungry Guy twos cheese and onion bake

by Razaphen January 5, 2026

Gregging Off

When you masturbate using inanimate objects.

Yesterday I caught my dad gregging off with the dishwasher.

by _GREGG____ November 22, 2017

gregging off

The propensity for one to frig off at a moments notice, without explanation, or reason. Usually perpetrated by a sexy, mysterious man.

Pats been gregging off all weekend.

by Sexy Greg December 2, 2014