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Greasing the Lanes

Simply put, Masturbating. Can be used in a masculine or feminine form.
After Dan was done with his new playboy, he felt like greasing the lanes.
by Jeremy and Mike August 22, 2007
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Greasing the wheels

Facilitating the process to ensure smoother sailing when it's go time.
Example of greasing the wheels:

"Im gonna cook her favorite meal before i ask her to go to the game."
by Tophertalks November 17, 2021
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Snatch Grazing

When you are eating pussy with really long hair and it gets stuck in your teeth like a horse grazing on grass.
Dude, how was that chick last night? She was alright, I got stuck snatch grazing for awhile, she really needed to shave.
by cantrelli January 25, 2011
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Greasing the bowl

The first flush you should give a toilet that hasn't been used in a while. Not necessary when peeing, but should be utilized to wet a dry bowl before spitting mud to help prevent poo streaks or chunky cling-ons.
Before we pinch a loaf we should be greasing the bowl.
by RicklessPI March 26, 2009
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Office Grazing

Office grazing is defined as the art of strolling between cubes and offices conversing with co-workers as to avoid doing actual work. The key is to be ambiguous in your grazing as to not draw attention to yourself. Avoid consistent high volume laughter or complaining while office grazing.
Bob and Cindy were nice people but their incessant office grazing got them both fired because they were always heard complaining and laughing about the same things to seven different people located within 10 feet of each other.
by The Smart Choice May 2, 2011
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Grazing

When both parties have their clothes on and you brush over his penis with a body part in a teasing manner.
While watching a movie I was grazing him under the covers.
by scarolinagirl August 22, 2008
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booty grazing

sending one sexy text message to a multitude of people in hopes of getting a booty call in return.
joe texted 15 girls at once with the note "i'm all alone right now. what are you wearing?" but everyone was wise to his booty grazing ways so he didn't get a call back.
by onesong June 27, 2007
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