greasing the bishop

To masturbate

Johnny's mom walked in on him while he was greasing the bishop.

by omg sheepies March 30, 2004

Greasing the Lanes

Simply put, Masturbating. Can be used in a masculine or feminine form.

After Dan was done with his new playboy, he felt like greasing the lanes.

by Jeremy and Mike August 22, 2007

Greasing the wheels

Facilitating the process to ensure smoother sailing when it's go time.

Example of greasing the wheels:

"Im gonna cook her favorite meal before i ask her to go to the game."

by Tophertalks November 17, 2021

Greasing the bowl

The first flush you should give a toilet that hasn't been used in a while. Not necessary when peeing, but should be utilized to wet a dry bowl before spitting mud to help prevent poo streaks or chunky cling-ons.

Before we pinch a loaf we should be greasing the bowl.

by RicklessPI March 26, 2009

greasing the peach

The female equivalent of a man
getting an erection.

I just saw this hot guy walk by and
I’m really greasing the peach!

by KK8Ball March 9, 2023

greasing the sausage

Jerking your wang off to some nice ass biznatches. You goota lub up the sausage though, you can't grab it dry jerk it.

"I was greasing my sausage all night on Mrs. Bonakdar's fine ass."

by A-train April 16, 2005

Gleaming the Gunt

the effect on a hefty broad's midsection when riding her like a cowboy.

You should have seen the glistening sweat on that fat chick's carriage. I was really gleaming the gunt.

by Big Poogie February 3, 2006