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teach me to jive, grasshopper

Asking someone to "teach me to jive, grasshopper" is actually code for "rip off my panties, put them on my head, suck my titays, and then roger me to exhaustion".

A very popular thing to say at parties.
When Binky heard Simone say the magic words, "teach me to jive, grasshopper", he knew it was going to be a good evening.
by scodder May 1, 2010
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grasshoppa

A name for a student learning from the master.
"Soon you will learn how to catch this pebble from my palm, grasshoppa"
by saggynutsax May 22, 2014
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Reverse grasshopper

During sex, after the guy cums he tries to bite the girls head off.
Ever since Joanna tried out the reverse grasshopper with Brodie she has bite marks all over her neck
by Aj’ac January 10, 2021
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Grasshopper

An individual who has the habit of hopping from one potential suitor to another. Usually for the purpose of fornication.
1. Man, that bitch is grasshopping tonight. 2. That horny dude is definetely a horny grasshopper.
by HelloImDefinetelyNotAWord December 8, 2014
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Grasshole

A type of male (or female if her testosterone level is high enough) that pleasures in douchebaggery and being a dick. It is a pronoun for the word "asshole" that you can use in public without fear of an elderly woman overhearing you and going into cardiac arrest.

Though the word stems from the lesser known Bruchenian dialect, grassholes now exist in every crevice of society. Even celebrities and presidents are douchebags these days, and the term "grasshole" provides the larger public a politically correct way of calling someone a fucktard.
Kanye West: Yo Taylor, I'm really happy for you and Imma let you finish, but Beyonce had the best music video of all time.

Taylor Swift: (stands on stage, shocked)

Audience at home: Day-um. Kanye is a grasshole!
by Eight Tea Overrated November 7, 2010
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grassparty

A place where you come together with a a certain group of people to do drugs and eat cupcakes. Preferably on grass, around 10:30/11:00, AM or PM. It's something that'll stay with you for the rest if your life, in all the wrong ways.
"Yo, dude! You wanna have a grassparty at 11?"
"Bruh, I've got work today"
"No one cares, grassparties are the pinacle of life!"
by Chillie-lips November 3, 2021
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The Horny Grasshoppers

The BEST band in existence, you can search the earth top to bottom and you will never find a band that AC as much as this one
gaylord: “hey did you catch that new song from the Horny Grasshoppers, Donkey Dong

Brahms: “yeah dude it had me ASS”
by cramphony July 15, 2021
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