Asking someone to "teach me to jive, grasshopper" is actually code for "rip off my panties, put them on my head, suck my titays, and then roger me to exhaustion".
A very popular thing to say at parties.
A very popular thing to say at parties.
When Binky heard Simone say the magic words, "teach me to jive, grasshopper", he knew it was going to be a good evening.
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Ever since Joanna tried out the reverse grasshopper with Brodie she has bite marks all over her neck
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Though the word stems from the lesser known Bruchenian dialect, grassholes now exist in every crevice of society. Even celebrities and presidents are douchebags these days, and the term "grasshole" provides the larger public a politically correct way of calling someone a fucktard.
Though the word stems from the lesser known Bruchenian dialect, grassholes now exist in every crevice of society. Even celebrities and presidents are douchebags these days, and the term "grasshole" provides the larger public a politically correct way of calling someone a fucktard.
Kanye West: Yo Taylor, I'm really happy for you and Imma let you finish, but Beyonce had the best music video of all time.
Taylor Swift: (stands on stage, shocked)
Audience at home: Day-um. Kanye is a grasshole!
Taylor Swift: (stands on stage, shocked)
Audience at home: Day-um. Kanye is a grasshole!
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"Yo, dude! You wanna have a grassparty at 11?"
"Bruh, I've got work today"
"No one cares, grassparties are the pinacle of life!"
"Bruh, I've got work today"
"No one cares, grassparties are the pinacle of life!"
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Brahms: “yeah dude it had me ASS”
Brahms: “yeah dude it had me ASS”
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