granolaed

1. to have been messed up or mixed up enough to revert to a mental state only comparable to the conglomeration known as granola
2. to have been incorporated into granola

It might have been the all night studying, or it might have been the drinking whilst studying, but either way, my mind was all granolaed like a bunch of jibbly bits of gobbly stuff.

by Tandem Felix April 24, 2007

granola

earthy crunchy, nature valley, au natural, plain jane, somewhat dirty and unkempt, and in need of a shower.

After the camping trip we all felt so granola.

by BONUS shackalackalacka September 16, 2010

granola

1. excessively devoted to nature, enviornmental awareness, vegetarian diet, etc

2. a person who is excessively devoted to these issues

That granola type guy really annoys me.

by Light Joker April 30, 2006

granola

An exceedingly liberal hippy. Usually tripped out, is part of the green party, with new-agey views on life and death. Eats no meat, and usually no dairy, and therefore has a low iron count; is probably anemic. Is flaky and fruity, like granola. Yum.

That kid's so much of a granola that the red cross wouldn't accept his blood.

by Artsy.not.emo October 15, 2003

granola

1. Tasty treat made by General Mills. (noun)
2. Yuppie that lives in Boulder, CO and goes hiking all the time, often thinking he is God. (noun)

"Do you know that new guy?"
"Yeah, he's a pot-smokin' Internet trippin' GRANOLA who makes a wild crack pipe."

by dingus March 15, 2003

granola

A gathering of deadheads,all with a lost look on their stoned faces, often wandering in small, circular patterns while playing hackey sack.

I went to the park, and had to beat a path thru the granola.

by biggdogg September 4, 2003

granola

short little white girl with long brown hair who is a tree hugging hippy and eats massive amounts of healthy foods such as granola (usually jewish)

"hey, did you see that granola out in the park with veggies in her pockets?"
"yah man, i hear shes a jew"

by kelliam March 17, 2007