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Ur grandpap a trap

The worst thing you could say to somebody every time its used the universe gets 1 step closer to imploding.
Carl: Ur mom gay
Greg: Ur dad lesbian
Carl: Ur granny tranny
Greg: Ur grandpap a trap
*Universe fucking implodes and kills everyone*
by Schmlif March 15, 2018
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Grandma Glove

The act of soaking ones hand in water long enough for it to become wrinkled and soft prior to masturbating to create a grandma's hand feel. Also known as a "velvet glove"

Similar to the stranger. Altering your own hand to enhance masturbation.
Kye couldn't get that girl's number so he is going home to make a grandma glove.
by Sick. Bro. November 9, 2011
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Sandpaper Grandma

The sexual act of filling a woman's vagina with sand, her queefing it out into the partner's face, followed by the partner performing oral sex on her vagina.
His girlfriend refused to go to the zoo, unless if she got a sandpaper grandma.
by WOOKIEE698 March 14, 2011
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the Redneck Grandpa

The Redneck Grandpa is a character on YouTube. He is a Redneck Grandpa who hates Women Drivers, Traffic Lights, and being filmed.
Person 1: "Did you see that video of The Redneck Grandpa today?"

Person 2: "Yes, that guy is insane!"
by LittlebitLoverYT January 3, 2021
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Ur grandpap a trap

13 times worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny a tranny, and ur sister a mister. A star explodes each time the phrase is said.
Tom: ur mom gay .
Tod: ur dad lesbian.
Tom: ur granny a tranny.
Tod: ur sister a mister.
Tom: UR GRANDPAP A TRAP.
Tod: *explodes*
*sun blows up*
by Elongated boi March 14, 2018
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taking grandma to arbys

Soak your hand in water until it gets wrinkly. Then proceed to pleasure someone's asshole with the wrinkly hand.
by Arbys fuckers August 14, 2017
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Grandpa Rome

Granpda Rome is a character in the popular online manga, 'Axis Powers: Hetalia!' He

shows up 3 times throughout the show thus far. Once, in the very beginning,

being described as a hero and a legend. Again, for the same purpose later on. He

finally gets some character development, in 'Axis Powers: Hetalia!' season 2,

episode 31, when he shows up inside of Germany's ,(Ludwig's), house in search of

one of his grandchildren, Northern Italy (Feliciano Vargas). He is shown as a

goofy, hungry, fun-loving ladies man, with nothing better to do... Grandpa Rome is

everybody's grandpa, along with his counterpart Germania!

Other Info:
Age(by appearance): 30-ish
Name: Unknown
D.O.B: 509 B.C.
Death: 476 A.D.
"Ah! You must be quite the ignorant person, not to notice because of my

god-like-body, and steel-like-strength, that I am none other than the great

Roman Empire! >:D"

"509 B.C., You banished The King of Etruria and became a Republic....the Roman

Empire."

"Ah ha! I am Grandpa Rome!"=
by Tolomer September 9, 2009
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