grudgebaby

Noun denoting the offspring conceived by a married woman while her husband is away for a period of months or years; e.g., at war or in the joint.

Moe: I don't understand how my wife had a baby a month ago. I mean, I'd been away for two years!

Joe: Well, Moe, that kid's a grudgebaby. Somebody had it in for you.

by Ernest Peabody August 2, 2006

Grudgewank

Commonly used in fandom related communities such as those in Livejournal, grudgewank is when one holds a constant grudge on someone that did mean things to them on the Internet in the past, and urges to degrade them as publicly as possible.

Looks like someone's got a grudgewank on the mods here.

by Dakkiyura July 29, 2009

grudge butt

When you've been spurned by a chick, but then she wants to randomly hook back up with you. And you have no intention of getting back together with her, so you get her in the 5-hole because you never got to shank her in the stank while you were dating.

Russ got some grudge butt because Russ holds grudges forever.

by Elk Snot1 June 26, 2017

gouge

a helpful hint or insight

Give me the gouge on that History test

by kelv-blueshark August 19, 2003

grudge fuck

Having sex with some to get back at someone else

or

Having extra rough sex with someone as a means to get back at that person

ex. 1: Yea, i grudge fucked your mom on you...

ex. 2: That bitch was mean all day, but she wanted sex later that night. So i grudge fucked her.

by Rickbauls January 24, 2005

grudge flight

Private airtravel chartered exclusively as a glaring middle-finger payback-display, serving to symbolically right decades of accumulated dysfunctional family wrongs...

No tickets. No reservations. No invitation.

We decided to crash the graduation ceremony anyway.
What we DO have is a private jet carrying a big 'ol grudge flight, fuck you...

by YAWA June 17, 2018

GUNT GRUDGE

A GRUNT GRUDGE IS WHEN A MAN IS LOOKING FOR THE PUSSY HOLE AND THINKS THE GUNT IS THE SLICE OF LIFE, HE DIDNT REALIZE HES BEEN SLIDING HIS COCK IN AND OUT OF HER GUNT CAUSING HIM SEVER GUNT GRUDGE AND HUMILIATION

I WAS SO FUCKING MAD AT THAT BITCH, I JIZZED AL OVER HER IN BETWEEN HER GUNT AND PUSSY WTF??????

MAN,, MY COCK STUNK LIKE CHEESE I WAS FUCKING HER GUNT,,, MAN NOW I SUFFER FROM GUNT GRUDGE

by Dpcx Alpha Male September 2, 2009