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Goudge

As a noun: filth resembling the moldy dirt one finds encrusted on the floors of public washrooms or anything else truly disgusting.

As an adjective: used to describe all things that are beyond nasty, disgusting and dirty.
Noun: "Ewwww, the train is covered in goudge!" or "What is that goudge!?"

Adjective: "That a-hole is full of goudge." or "She is such a goudgey tramp."
by BookwormBabe February 4, 2010
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Grudge Butt

The act of performing Grudge sex with the inclusion of anal sex.

The term was made famous during an episode of the radio show The Russ Martin Show.
Guy 1: My ex wanted to hook up so I grudge fucked her and put it in her butt.

Guy 2: Nothing like some good old grudge butt.
by CodyKodak June 24, 2017
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grudgeband

A grudgeband is a devoted husband and father working around the clock to maintain the lifestyle of his Parkie wife and children. Grudgebands could put in a short 40 hour week with significantly less stress if they lived in Plano but his family prefers the Park Cities. A grudgeband could care less where he lives because the intense travel and 13 hour days leave no time to enjoy his home or community.

Grudgebands are married to highly educated women who had paying jobs before the internet really caught on. Though their wives have an e-mail address, they don’t know how to attach documents and always say the “www” part before giving a web address.

Grudgebands are powerful in the business world but when given the rare opportunity to show up at home, check their freedom at the door. His wife has signed him up to move heavy items for a charity event she leads while he’s at the office.

Though he deeply respects her role, he’s grown tired of her filibuster about the difficulty of taking care of the kids while he lives a glamorous life downtown. He secretly fantasizes about the day he’ll scream so loud the neighbors can hear, “How hard can it be, you have a nanny, a housekeeper and no job.”
The grudgeband lost his biggest client but his wife still donated a load of cash to charity and remodeled the kitchen.
by blog.peoplenewspapers.com November 28, 2007
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Pai Gouged

Pai Gouged is the state of being raked over the coals at Pai Gow.
Mich: So, uh, what'd you buy in for?

Jr: $500. I have about $50 left.

Mich: Damn, you're getting Pai Gouged, SEEEEE YA.

Jr: Yeah thanks. Luckily I won $700 at blackjack when no one was around to see it.
by moraleboatanchor March 25, 2013
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Gourgeois

adj: (gor-ZWAH) When something is so amazing or beautiful the word "gorgeous" doesn't capture it. It's gorgeous, with flair.
Grand Canyon? Gourgeois.

Michelle Obama? Gourgeois.

Angelina Jolie after surgery? Even more gourgeois.
by Aanthems May 16, 2013
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slumber grudge

when in your dreams a friend or an acquaintance does something that makes you mad or angry, and the next morning you wake up and when you see/talk to them you are very standoffish and still upset with that person. usually occurs with very realistic vivid dreams.
"why are you being so weird towards me?"
"because i'm still mad at you from my dream"
"you cant hold a slumber grudge! i didn't even do anything."
by holymoleydood August 16, 2009
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Gouger

Irish slang. Someone of ill repute, a criminal or person with no respect for law and order.
That gouger Byrne attacked a man outside the pub.
by demo1234 January 4, 2010
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