gouch

The space between the dick and the asshole

God damn my gooch is itchen, scratch right between my dick and my asshole!

by Jake Brandenburg February 25, 2003

Gouch

a couch, meant to seat x number of people, is occupied by x+1 persons (particularly all male).

Example 1:
Steve: Sorry but can you move over and make this a gouch?
Joe: NO! Go get a fold out chair.

Example 2:
Steve: Anyone sitting here?
Joe: No, but you're not turning this into a gouch!

by ogerp jr September 7, 2010

gouch

the area between the ass and ball sack.

The move that got me was when she dropped it and rubbed her ass against me gouch.

by camhenry12 November 25, 2014

gouch

That bitch tara who stabbed me with a fork in the 8th grade.

GOD DAMNIT GOUCH That really stung.

by escud0 January 28, 2003

Gouch

The space between a mans asshole and his dick

Dont be such a gouch dude

Babyface, you are such a gouch. Stop fucking flerting with every fat chick ever.

by Mr. Cluckerz November 17, 2016

Gouch

-verb. To gouch, gouching, gouched. ( Pronunciation: gooch )

Using some laceration or wound as an orifice with which to have sex with, an act most commonly practised in mens' prisons. A highly unsanitary, desperate way to get your rocks off while incarcerated.

"Did you hear about that kid down at the workhouse? Lost in a slice fight. They found him half dead and gouched in the arm an hour later."

"Eech..."

by Josko April 30, 2008

gouch

bad feet

by Anonymous March 14, 2003