Gosselin

the collective noun (i.e. pod of dolphins, gaggle of geese) for douches.

As I was walking along the Jersey Shore I saw a Gosselin of douches wearing Ed Hardy.

by ILOVEBREASTS June 1, 2010

Standard Gossard Deviation

The point in time when although things are working fine a complete system restart has occured

Them: How'd things go last night during registration?

Me: Well as you can see by this graph, thigs were working but here you see the standard gossard deviation, then it was busy again.

Them: What an idiot!

by justsomeahole February 28, 2012

gossard

a beautifully stunning girl, and also a girl undiffiable to getting over after years

i wish i had that gossard to myself

by jeremy trite January 22, 2009

Immogen Grosser

my best friend in the entire world. none are so loyal... other than my dog. lol jk. she makes me laugh when things are bad. in fact, sometimes i dont know what i would do without her :)

dude, who is that?
thats immogen grosser.
oh, she's a top bloke!
i know right, friken awesome. i'll marry her one day! (legit).

by LemonySnicket10 January 8, 2012

gooserman

a completely foolish person; an exceedingly silly goose

The Beah is such a silly gooserman!!

by cgibbs87 November 5, 2005

Gasser

A football workout made by Christopher Coll of Tri West Highschool. You start at one end of a football sideline then do two down backs. Thats one rep

Coach:EVERYONE ON THE LINE ! GASSER!

by Major Wang November 23, 2016

gosder

The act of pooping your pants

Oh boy, I think I just gosdered my pants.

by Adam Michaelson May 8, 2008