Gordonated

Having poor reactions, lacking coordination.

Matt Gordon was so gordonated when he walked or even slept.

by Fresh July 20, 2003

gordonish

1. adj. resembling another person whose name is Gordon, or even Gardiner.
2. sb. a person who resembles another person whose name is Gordon, or even Gardiner.

1. 'He looks a bit gordonish in that light, doesn't he?'
2. 'Uh-oh, here comes old Gordonish. Quick, cross the road.'

by Bat Chain Puller March 21, 2008

Gordonated

Faggerific

Matt Gordon is very gordonated, especially after sex. ;-)

by Double Down July 25, 2003

Gordonzola

Failed politician - the present Chancellor of the Exchequer and keen supporter of Raith Rovers. Gordon Brown is commonly known in political circles as Gordonzola due to his pungent BO and bromidrosis (smelly feet) see also:mingin. Has ambitions to be PM but will never make it on account of his lack of charm, scheming nature and powerful smell. Also regarded as head of the Scottish Diaspora in Westminster and thus regarded as vulnerable with the rise in English Nationalism.

Whatever you do, keep well away from gordonzola at Granita.

by shimla.blue September 18, 2006

Gorgonizer

One who can gorgonize. To have a paralyzing or mesmerizing effect on others and or things. To be someone who can stupefy or petrify.

She can gorgonize. She’s a gorgonizer. The way she stupefies others and petrifies her oppositions.

by HanHanMay February 7, 2021

gowonized

god

peppa: omg time to pray to jeuse
goerge: no stinky bitch pray to gowonized🤬🤬🤬

by jake wolf denom hybird April 15, 2021

Gordonian

Someone who says they will do something but never follows through

Chanel is such a gordonian. She keeps, saying she will go to the gym but has never gone.

by The flat September 8, 2025