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Dirty Gorbachev

A variation of the dirty appache. When you finger a girl who is on the rag and you get your fingers bloody and then rub your hands together and smack her on the forehead to leave a print like Michael Gorbachev.
My girl was on the rag so I gave her a dirty gorbachev!!
by kdasa September 5, 2006
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gorbachev

In the United Kingdom, an early 1990's strain of LSD that featuread a black and white face of the ex-Soviet President Mikhail Gorbachev
"I'll do you three Gorbachev's for a tenner"
by Emperor Xist February 4, 2006
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Gorbachev

Boris Yeltsin rescued the coup against Mikhail Gorbachev, and made sure communism ended in the USSR.
by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004
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Gorbastic

A saying from the olden days.

It means that something is good and filling/fatty, this was mostly used to explain how good certain meat was!

It is now more commonly used in fighting games when an attack does alot of damage to your opponent.
Yo, that meteor smash you did was Gorbastic

This steak was absolutely Gorbastic
by Lord Gorb August 7, 2019
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Gorbas

This word can be used in many different ways. But the most used ways are by replacing the words nice or goal.
Nice gorbas dude!
Wow this drink is so gorbas!
This view is gorbas!
That was gorbas!
by Johan, Pusha Styles December 22, 2020
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Gorbachev's Law

Gorbachev's Law, also referred as Law of Soviet Union Collapse, is the idea that any attempt to Perestroika like reformism or gradually changing like on Perestroika will lead into the collapse of a government or even into the dissolution of the country itself or, in the best case, lead into a radical change in the country without collapse the country nor the government. Furthermore, the Gorbachev's Law is the idea that if someone want to gradually change their beliefs in a Perestroika like way, will eventually lead into a completely rupture of the former beliefs and get new beliefs, the term was created to reffer to several esoteric atheists who gradually reformed from full esoteric into full atheists by supporting and even sharing atheist ideas on social media, even the opposite can also happen.
"Gorbachev's Law is really common on social media as well, it's not hard to see that on left-wing politgram and even in the right-wing politgram, and even in the classic example that originated this law, esoteric people on social media becoming atheist because of atheist pression and sharing atheist content on social media."
by Full Monteirism March 25, 2021
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gorbachev

Just before a man has sex with a woman on the rag, he pulls out her bloody tampon, swings it in the air like a cowboy roping a bull, and smackers her on the forehead leaving a bloody replica birthmark of the former Soviet leader.
I gave that dirty bitch a gorbachev!
by Random Fuckin Hero January 3, 2009
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