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a person who can be used for personal benefit
Kathy: I need help with my math WebWorK... Better call one of my goons!"
Goons by porkchops102 February 13, 2014
Damm she has goons”
Goons by Big pepper June 10, 2018
“You really got goons to attack me?”
Goons by RedSpoil October 5, 2018
A group of horny teenagers ready to break out in a orgy at any time.
Goons by abduct May 17, 2019
A man that's loyal to his men's and his gang he will always have your back when you need him I will never talk shit about you

And will never lie to and will always stay right next to you
/:goons

:yoo look at my goon Right here

:this the goon right here
Goons by Ckulglad r.je January 7, 2020
Goons are a bunch of uncouth, savage, crass, foul-mouthed, vulgar, immature, racist-epithet-uttering ogres who can't seem to say one sentence or make a single joke without using the worst of the worst profanity (or referring to some body function, bodily fluid, or body part, then giggling like a 10-year-old).
Goons are a collection of HIV+ individuals from the famous gay hook-up site somethingawful.com.
Goons by Tempus Thales September 22, 2022