Verb; to be gooned is to be awaken by two large men (usually Somoan) and escorted from your home to a wilderness program, RTC, or other therapeutic or recovery establishment.
Frank: "Jim! Have you seen Todd? I haven't seen him in a couple of days."
Jim: "You didn't hear? Todd got gooned the other night! He put up a good fight though. The goons hand to put him in handcuffs and had to give him a horse tranquilizer to comply."
Jim: "You didn't hear? Todd got gooned the other night! He put up a good fight though. The goons hand to put him in handcuffs and had to give him a horse tranquilizer to comply."
by nljames November 9, 2011
Get the gooned mug.When you smoke some high quality marijuana and pwn noobs all night on your intense gaming rig. Often in these situations you end up playing the same server over and over again each night, after it gets placed into your favourites tab.
If you ever get really goondued that would involve a situation where all or most of the players on that same server you play start to get pissed cause you are pwning them so much. In addition, a random player usual will type something like "Yo guys im so high" or "I'm smoking this beast ass WhiteRino kush crossed with purlehaze" in the chat window. If all the players on the opposite team have left the game or switched onto your team in an attempt to not ruin their ranks and there is practically no one on the opposite team except for maybe a few afks then you're practically gooned out and should take an epic food break.
If you ever get really goondued that would involve a situation where all or most of the players on that same server you play start to get pissed cause you are pwning them so much. In addition, a random player usual will type something like "Yo guys im so high" or "I'm smoking this beast ass WhiteRino kush crossed with purlehaze" in the chat window. If all the players on the opposite team have left the game or switched onto your team in an attempt to not ruin their ranks and there is practically no one on the opposite team except for maybe a few afks then you're practically gooned out and should take an epic food break.
Me: "Bro what are you saying tonight?"
Brother: "After getting home from work, I'm getting goondued."
Me: "Aigh just don't get to goondued like that last goonfest."
Brother: "After getting home from work, I'm getting goondued."
Me: "Aigh just don't get to goondued like that last goonfest."
by Goondued September 30, 2011
Get the goondued mug.The study of the fundamental nature of Goonery, especially when considered as an academic discipline.
by Fifimon May 11, 2018
Get the Goonology mug.One who studies the differences and similarities of the real (good character) goons and the fake (bad character) goons in the hood.
by Strawberry Ruby March 19, 2020
Get the Goonologist mug.noun. verb: Goondicking
A person who slacks or goofs off at work and not caring a bit about who he/she is affecting. Can also be referred to someone who is critically unaware of their surroundings or situations causing problems for everyone else.
i.e. driving, working, walking, or any other daily tasks.
A person who slacks or goofs off at work and not caring a bit about who he/she is affecting. Can also be referred to someone who is critically unaware of their surroundings or situations causing problems for everyone else.
i.e. driving, working, walking, or any other daily tasks.
Steve was Goondicking today and he caused our three hour job to take six hours.
Hey Joe, stop sexting on your phone and get back to work, you goondicker.
Hey Joe, stop sexting on your phone and get back to work, you goondicker.
by Big Goody May 28, 2022
Get the Goondicker mug.A full goondie is what a man with erectile disfunction calls his penis when it is as erect as he can get it.
Woman: Can't you get it up?
Man: What are you talking about I got a full goondie!
Woman: Ha! thats only a half chubbie. Go take your Viagra
Man: What are you talking about I got a full goondie!
Woman: Ha! thats only a half chubbie. Go take your Viagra
by JerseyDevil99 November 16, 2013
Get the Full Goondie mug."Me and the boys are getting a couple of cubes and gettin' gooned up."
"He's all gooned up and I think he is going to bed".
"We started tailgating at 9, so by 2, we were pretty gooned up."
"He's all gooned up and I think he is going to bed".
"We started tailgating at 9, so by 2, we were pretty gooned up."
by DericP June 11, 2008
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