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Gooned out

A point during masturbation where you start to lose control and revert to a Neanderthal goon tard, often after hitting poppers or smoking an insane amount of weed. The pleasure becomes so intense that your eyes roll back, your mouth opens into an "O", and you're either panting, grunting, making monkeybate sounds or babbling about how good your penis feels.
Once I took that last hit of poppers I was gooned out bro.
by Ultbator August 20, 2019
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gooey gobbler

Ren Stevens: Would you like anything to eat?
Jason Bagwell: I never turn down a gooey gobbler, join me Ren?
Louis Stevens: Yeah Ren, have one.
Ren Stevens: Eh...
by Bama Self June 15, 2007
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Goonerette

A diehard, female supporter of the London based football team, Arsenal FC, the winners of more League Titles than the rest of London put together.
If a goonerette is crying because the team lost the game, do not blame it on PMS.
by Bi-curvy-ness October 9, 2011
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lil goosey

Lil goosey is a upcoming rapper ,That’s blowing up his music is crazy and everyone knows his up next his real name Immanuel Ewing Born in Norfolk In 2001, before he would be born his father died , his father was also a rapper that went by the name “goosey “ so lil goosey took up his father rap name.
Lil goosey music is blowing up!! Check him out.
by Zeckthefreak December 6, 2019
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gooneypop

Someone or something funny or crazy or weird or strange or wacky, but not mean or bad. Alt. spelling goonypop
That gooneypop went and dyed her hair pink right before a banking job interview. She should just go get a job selling cotton candy!
by The Wendolyne August 29, 2020
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goonygoople

Someone who is too drunk or stoned to have a good time at a party or who tries but can't figure out how to act normal.
I am such a goonygoople, I just never know what to say to people at parties and usually end up pooping in the punchbowl or hiding in the bathroom shower stall.
by The Wendolyne August 29, 2020
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Goonette

The female equivalent of a gooner.

A female who is so addicted to porn and masturbation. That it takes over her life and takes too priority over everything including family and friends.

Also know as a gooner girl or girl gooner
Ann: How come Sarah isn't here today?
Jessica: She is at home. I don't think we will ever see her again. She is a goonette now.
by Patheticnikkij October 10, 2019
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