gooneraik

When a person or animal acts in a annoying or ignorant way.

"You're being gooneraik!"

by Gooneraik.co December 29, 2024

Goonerism

The religion of being a gooner and worshipping the Eye of Rah. Often leaving its members a martyr and uniting for goonsesh's with other members.

Cafe Worker: Sir, have you been here before?
Goon Lord: Yes.
Cafe Worker: Sir, you need to leave.
Goon Lord: But miss, I'm a part of Goonerism

by SigmaSigmaOnTheWall January 29, 2025

gooneral

a funeral for one who has been caught gooning in public and commits suicide as a result

see nautica malone

yeah i'm going to attend a gooneral
what the fuck

by the wenis January 31, 2025

goonerfag

someone who goons all day instead of getting real work done. not locked in.

boris is such a goonerfag, he needs to lock the fuck in

by toplockedinvendetta January 31, 2025

Gooneral

Nautica Malone, an executive in the Gooning committee, who tragically passed away from goonicide.

"Rest in peace, the Gooneral."
"I CAN'T GOON! I CAN'T GOON!"
"May he goon in peace."

by blushywushy February 3, 2025

goonermaxer

A person that goons alot or is weird to be araund.

Henry was so touchy today.

I know hes such a goonermaxer

by Eespruh February 20, 2025

goonershit

Someone who chooses to masturbate in a public bathroom

Goonershit #1: "Yo what you gooning to in there?"
Goonershit #2: "This Jade chick from Fortnite"

by watchingted February 25, 2025