Goony

Weird Person Or Someone You Dont Like

What a goony get away from me

by Lxiden October 16, 2019

What is goody my gang

A dope ass way to greet the homies

"what is goody my gang" "whats good CUH"

by menkisser123 August 30, 2022

jade goody

A female that deserves a pat on the back for achieving so much publicity for doing so little.
Displayed impressive amounts of retard-ness in the Big Brother house, by using lard as sun screen.
Later married a cretin (Jeff Brazier, who shares equal intelligence) and had a kid
Continues to appear in celebrity magazines, claiming various things.
Released her own full priced perfume called 'Shhh' - later seen being sold for 3 pounds.
No matter how hard she tries, Jade will always resemble a pig
Appears to be completely harmless, quite likable and without any special self-goal, she is still a complete waste of space.

She is nowhere near as self-publising as the whore 'Kerry Katona'

After 20 years of drug abuse, including acid, methamphetamine, heroin and qualudes, the patient nearly matched the IQ levels of Jade Goody.

by Stationmiek October 27, 2006

Goody Two-Shoes

An expression saying that someone is always on the side that is "good" and never taking a chance of being "bad"

You're good Ash, and I'm bad Ash. You're a Goody Little Two Shoes.

by Boomstick April 3, 2005

goond

The fat area directly above the penis

Zion, look at me goond

by Goonddefiner November 30, 2019

Goondos

Slang for God-Knows. Used to emphasis lack of interest.

Person 1: Hey, do you know if *someone* is coming for the party?
Person 2: Goondos! I'm least bothered.

Person 1: Whats going to happen to the States if Hillary wins?
Person 2: Goondos! Time will tell

by Clint & Lydia March 17, 2008

goondick

Someone who is a goober, doofus, or dumbass. A goondick will usually take this as a complement to his stupidity and will continue to do things that make him look as though he is a goondick, such as being outsmarted by microwaves, tellings stories that never really happened, talking about having sex with their friend's underaged cousins and talking about writing in his diary when people are mean to him.

So, I have this really great story that never really happened...
--- Charlie, you're such a goondick.

If you don't stop making fun of me, I'm gonna stick it in your cousin's ass.
--- Charlie, you're such a goondick.

Jamie, your microwave's smarter than me.
--- Man, Charlie you're a goondick.

by Waddle June 11, 2006