goosin

to want something a lot

(coined by ted nivison)

I’m goosin for some starbucks rn

by zenoc1de September 27, 2021

New boot goofin'

To pose or prance around in one's newly acquired footwear.

"What are you running around and acting silly for?"

"I'm just goofin'. New boot goofin'."

by Jim Dangle August 30, 2005

gooning

"Gooning" may be most simply defined as that state usually achieved after a prolonged edging session, when a man becomes completely hypnotized by the feeling radiating his penis. Since a gooning state can only be achieved after edging, the man's dick will have become mightily aroused at this point and every caress the male genitals are subjected to will trigger potent elation. As the man keeps edging and thus keeps experiencing intense pleasure, he enters a state of trance where his mind intimately merges with his cock : the gooning state, where he and his dick become one. To be even more accurate, when the gooning state is achieved, the man's body becomes for all intents and purposes an appendage to his erection. When this state is achieved, the male becomes freed of all social codes of conduct, and his arousal, alone, dictates his reactions. As a result, a gooned out man will become very expressive and demonstrative : he may become very vocal, while his body and face might take on undignified expressions and poses, all in response to the intensely exquisite caresses his penis is exposed to. Hence the term "goon", since at this point the man effectively looks like a silly, foolish, or eccentric person.

Gooning is not a narcissistic manifestation. Narcissism is extreme selfishness, with a grandiose view of one's own talents. Rather, gooning is closer to a meditation experience, where the mind and the body align, focused on a single thought (or feeling, in this case).

I spent 10 hours gooning over the weekend.

by FunkyJerker March 24, 2012

goosin

to want something or to do something

I'm goosin to assassinate a major world leader - jschlatt

by wetcomputor13 December 7, 2022

Goosin

You want something REALLY bad

Ted: I'm goosin for some Korean bbq

Charlie: what

Ted: y'know goosin. I want it really bad

by Grace709 October 20, 2021

gooping n' gunking

doing great, it means you're doing well and having a good time

charlie: im gooping n' gunking !
william: SAME BRO, IM GOOPING N' GUNKING

by ziggyforstars March 22, 2023

gooning

For males: the act of becoming completely self-absorbed with your penis and masturbation, such that your face and mannerisms takes on the personality of a goon: tongue out, vacant expression, grunting, muttering. Men gooning often prefer hours of edging/erection to actual release/orgasm. An artifact of modern times and plentiful porn.

After smoking a huge bowl, Andy looked forward to the hours of gooning that followed.

by UrbanoTurbano November 25, 2016