Google Whack

When you enter two real words into google and come up with only one search result.

My monkey, cletus, he google whacks on a regular basis

by ElbieElentari November 25, 2003

googlewack

a combination of two words that when searched through the popular search engine "google" only give one result.

"i hoped that resonating choke would be a googlewack, but its not...."

by LPUK January 21, 2004

googlewank

To quickly search the web for facts, rumors, or opinions that bolster your argument, ignoring any pages that rebut your argument. Usually done when losing an online debate.

A: "Therefore, the President's plan is doomed to failure."
...long, long pause...
B: "But in 1986, economists praised a similar plan."
A: "Is a googlewank the best you can do?"

by Sue D. Nymme July 23, 2008

googlewhacking

Two words, that google searches for and comes up with only one result. No punctuation allowed.

"Squirelling Dirvishes"

by Kat Rodenberger August 9, 2003

googleshmack

a word that describes one's eyes after watching LONG CHEESY OVER-RATED MOVIES. and most of the viewers come out looking like this 8). (weird googly eyes and dazed smile)

(it is a newly created word)

i had googleshmack eyes after watching Avatar

by Junnipier Cook April 27, 2010

Googlewank

Masturbation engaged in using a google image search to get pictures.

Man, i was horny last night so i searched 'Lesbian' and had a mad googlewank.

by viscousfluid August 14, 2008

googlewanking

To search one's own name using Google.

I've just checked the history on your computer - you've beengoogle wanking, haven't you?

by Dan Haythorn September 10, 2005