Googlespert

A know-it-all individual found in chatrooms and Usenet newsgroups throughout the Internet who is a one-minute expert and authority on any given subject at any given time. According to their own reports, these people usually have IQs in the genius range and are members of Mensa.

John's mention of quantum theory brought a flurry of responses from Googlesperts in the newsgroup.

by Steerforth March 8, 2012

Googletard

Anyone who works for or codes any app for Google

Why is my phone so slow? Friggin Googletards don't know how to code anything useful.
"Mommy can i have some more cheezy poofs?" said the Googletard as he played with his pebble watch while watching anime

by noneyo June 12, 2015

googlespert

when someone considers themselves an expert on a particular topic because they looked it up on google, in reality they have no real experience with the the topic.

peter considers himself a googlespert on the topic of iPhones, I gave him mine so he could demonstrate, he couldn't even turn it on, mustn't have been in the tutorial, lol.

by hevihitr April 17, 2009

Googlefart

A Googlefart is a fart that appears to search out victims. Normally a Googlefart will attack you when you enter someones bedroom first thing in the morning or perhaps it will be lurking in a lift / elevator waiting for its next victim

Watch out ! Some cunt's dropped a googlefart in that lift.

by Terry T November 29, 2006

googlesnort

what is said after your welcome

Can you pass me the butter please? Sure there you go. Thank you. Your Welcome. Googlesnort

by acidbeaver September 22, 2006

googledar

1. Measure of visibility on Google, usually limited to the first 3 result pages.

1. I unlisted my phone number, now I'm safely flying below the googledar.
2. Damn, I'm suprised those nude photos of Sally aren't lighting up the googledar.

by JRRHES March 30, 2008

googlestun

The ability to end any debate with technology

So you think you are right then? Time for a googlestun my friend

by SmurgleT June 3, 2016