Googleyologist

Some one that has excellent skills at using Google "googling" everything "I'm not sure, lets google"

I'm A Googleyologist, i can find anything on Google.

by Googlyologist April 2, 2015

road googler

asking for directions

road googler: "How do i turn the corner to get to common ground?"

by Krkič August 26, 2020

Bad Googler

Person who is incapable of affectively searching the internet, using vague word searches that lead them to endless circles of spam in which they offer personal information to phony websites in hope of reaching their original objective . Person is usually older i.e. mom, grandma, grandpa, provoking a burning desire to rip the mouse from thier hand and do the search yourself.

My bad Googler Grandma typed " Restaurants that sell fish and are reasonably priced,' and I died a little inside, who taught this woman how to search.

by ezekiel2800 March 4, 2010

hypochondri-googler

One who spends excessive amounts of time online googling symptoms so he/she can diagnose his/her self with medical conditions/ailments.

Example of a hypochondri-googler: I stayed up all night googling bothersome medical symptoms and am now worried that I may drop my head to my desk causing possible further medical conditions such as a concussion, coma and the like. I’ll have to find energy to google that.

by Emster73 August 17, 2012

googledym

A googledym (pronounced like paradigm) results when Google's increasingly-sophisticated Artificial Intelligence engine goes beyond correcting a user's spelling.

I searched for "tiger woods fairway technique" and got back the googledym "Did you mean: tiger woods foreplay technique".

by googledymer February 9, 2010

Red Light Googler

Someone who, while driving a car, uses every red light or time the car comes to a stop, to look something up on Google.

Driving in rush hour traffic is no fun, but it makes for lots of opportunities to be a "Red Light Googler" and look up all my random thoughts.

by deefab430 January 31, 2012

Googledygook

The unintelligible HTML code spat out by Google websites when you cut and paste a hyperlink to a page into some other document or web site. Other web sites produce the same phenomena, but their names don't sound like gobbledygook, so Googledygook it is then!

Look at this Googledygook for Nelson's Column in London: http:/maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=Nelson's+Column,+London,+UK&sll=53.800651,-4.064941&sspn=18.755894,39.331055&ie=UTF8&hq=Nelson's+Column,&hnear=London,+UK&ll=51.507944,-0.128156&spn=0.002404,0.004801&t=h&z=18

by SpikeyMike May 7, 2010