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Google Fuck

A Google service that will come one day.
I often use "Google Fuck" to check out most interesting XXX-pages on the internet savely.

"Google Fuck" brings the likely internet without listing spam-pages.
by gfucker October 31, 2008
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Hiring an expensive consultant to perform independent and lengthy research leveraging their specific expertise, only to later find they pulled all their research off of Google in a matter of minutes.
Hey boss, that report we paid for is just a mash-up of information off of the 1st search page in Google. I think we've been google fucked.
by Joeeek April 17, 2008
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Google Fucktard

Someone who Google's random information that usually requires a long haul in the education department. They hold the traits of being self-righteous, full of themselves sometimes, and have unrealistic objectives.

A Google Fucktard may (or will) Google things such as the mass of an element on the periodic table, to things like "how fast does an object fall that weighs 200 pounds from a height of 1000ft"?

Google Fucktards usually think they are smarter than you, and usually end their fallacious arguments with "That's right, I'm smarter than you!". They think they are smarter than you because they have the god power of Google to answer their useless fucking knowledge
Person 1: "You should know that there are different levels of Assault charges and you could go to prison since you are a legal adult"

Person 2: "Actually, according to Wikipedia, the charges vary on the infliction of assault on someone. That's right I'm smarter than you"

Person 3: "Yes but there are different variations of Assault. If you punch somebody several times that is attempting to cause bodily harm"

Person 2: "Oh yeh well what's the atomic mass of Plutonium? 244! That's right I'm smarter than you!"

Person 1: "Oh my god what a Google Fucktard"
by I'm smarter than all of you!!! October 13, 2011
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Google Fucked

When your website design and code is so good, Google constantly crawls your website and your SERPs constantly rise.
Our site is so good, it gets Google fucked every day.
by Traffic Cop Smith July 28, 2010
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google fuckery

when google does a little trolling
"all this google fuckery is hurtning my head!"
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Google Mc Fuck

Privileged techo nerds that think that all modern problems can be solved through money, research, and high I.Q.s.
Nerds that think Science and Math is more important than Wisdom and Common Sense.
These damn Google Mc Fucks have taken over the Bay Area like a bad Revenge of the Nerds movie.
by RhinoPicasso July 7, 2020
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fuck Google

What you say when you search something on the internet and the results are basically a bunch o' shit.
Person: *searches on Google*
*finds a billion shitty results*
"Fuck Google!"
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