Googlewank

Masturbation engaged in using a google image search to get pictures.

Man, i was horny last night so i searched 'Lesbian' and had a mad googlewank.

by viscousfluid August 14, 2008

Googlefart

A Googlefart is a fart that appears to search out victims. Normally a Googlefart will attack you when you enter someones bedroom first thing in the morning or perhaps it will be lurking in a lift / elevator waiting for its next victim

Watch out ! Some cunt's dropped a googlefart in that lift.

by Terry T November 29, 2006

Googleworthy

Any person, place, thing or concept that has enough mention on the web to be cataloged by Google. Derrived from the term "spongeworthy" created by the Seinfeld TV sitcom.

"I always thought that guy didn't even know how to plug in a computer, but apparently a lot of things he wrote are Googleworthy."

by VikingLoki March 28, 2007

googledar

1. Measure of visibility on Google, usually limited to the first 3 result pages.

1. I unlisted my phone number, now I'm safely flying below the googledar.
2. Damn, I'm suprised those nude photos of Sally aren't lighting up the googledar.

by JRRHES March 30, 2008

googletard

n. A person who can't find things on Google. They're unable to understand the concept of keywords and generalization, and can spend hours searching for something on Google that a normal person can find inside a few minutes.

Maria: "I'm trying to write a paper on the presidential race and I can't find anything about it on Google."
Cindy: "Huh? That's inconceivable."
Maria: "I've been searching for an hour."
Cindy: "What are you searching for?"
Maria: "I put in WHO WILL WIN THE RACE NEXT YEAR?"
Cindy: "You're such a googletard. Search for 'presidential race 2008'."
Maria: "Oh. This thing is so hard."

by ClimbingTheLog February 6, 2008

Googlearthaphobia

The irrational, intense, persistent fear of the
virtual globe program Google Earth that maps the earth by the superimposition of images obtained from satellite imagery and aerial photography.

Nooooo not Google Earth again! I suffer from Googlearthaphobia! Stop zooming into the world like that it's freakin me out!!!

by Shantal Arechederra February 5, 2008

googlewanking

To search one's own name using Google.

I've just checked the history on your computer - you've beengoogle wanking, haven't you?

by Dan Haythorn September 10, 2005