googer

a medium squishy object

My, those are some nice googers you got there.

by asdfsadf October 22, 2003

googer

Eye Boogers

My cats googers get crusty if I don't pick them out.

by Barbara July 25, 2003

googer

a really awkward situation, when someone does something or says something that is not remotely funny. Also has the meaning describing a person as being weird in nature and does awkward things without thinking.

When Aloysius told his joke, the whole room went silent. What a googer.

by foxtrot1234 May 4, 2010

googer

The basis for our entire existance. (If you understand that you must know me, or one of "us")

Googer, googer goo-ger McDooger.

by "Remix" Steve November 7, 2003

googer

a little boys wee-wee

my little brother calls it his "googer"

by kristina October 9, 2003

Googer

A cougar-like space mummy. So small it's almost invisable.

Mason looked through his telescope and swore he saw a googer!

by spankymcfarlin November 2, 2008

GOOGER

A BIG ASS GOOGER WITH GOOG KIDS “googs”. GOOFYS LONG LOST COUSIN GOOG PULLED OUT HIS GOOGER.

I CHASE BRETTS GOOGER

by GOOGERS January 26, 2019