goofball

one who makes goofy jokes and tends to say omg to goofy things
goofball: omg
normal ball: you're a goofball
goofball: omgomg!
by spanooj November 01, 2004
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Goofball

Methamphetamine (speed or crank). Dates from the 1920's and was in frequent use up to the 60's. The term is rarely used anymore as a referrence to meth. It was called so because of the mentally dazed and weary state the user was left in after the drug wore off. The term is now used to describe the mental aftermath cokeheads and crackfiends go through after indulging.
With all the goofball JFK did, it's a wonder he didn't turn into one.
by El Moco Negro July 13, 2003
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Goofball

It a mixture of methamphetamine and heroine to be used intravenously. Its name comes from ("Speedball" witch is a mixture of cocaine and heroine).
Mark shoots up a goofball every morning to get his day started, like a drug free person would drink a cup of coffee.
by swayzee84 September 05, 2020
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goofball

1. mildly ludicrous, laughable, sometimes dearly, inoffensive stupid person or an act

2. a kind of sleeping pill or drug that is sedative, hypnotic, and antispasmodic and is often addictive. Examples include crystal meth, coke, heroine, LSD, magic mushroom.
A: Why is Katy wearing her panties as tiara?
B: She's such a goofball.
A. The goofball could be on goofball.
by SGreen October 07, 2009
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Goofball

When a male has syphilis that has spread to the testicular area, resulting in a gooey discharge.
Her: "Hey darlin, wanna do it tonight?"

Him: "Sorry babe, I got the goofball, and I don't wanna infect you"
by Merpiderp January 24, 2017
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A lil banana head pony that needs to buck up in life because everything is not just shits and giggles.
by Slothhead February 03, 2010
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goofballing

The process of using heroin and methamphetemine (aka meth, crystal meth, ice, etc) simultaneously.

Goofballing is achieved by mixing heroin and meth together in a single rig (syringe), and then slamming (injecting) the mixture into a vein.

Procedurally, goofballing is nearly identical to speedballing, except a goofball mixes heroin & meth, where a speedball mixes heroin and cocaine or crack cocaine.

At the most basic & simplistic level, I explain goofballing as “Heroin AM.”

After doing a goofball one will feel all the euphoric, “feel good” effects of the heroin, a “downer” but none of the usual feelings of drowsiness and tendency to nod that goes along with it. Instead, one will feel a burst of energy & creativity, as well as the ability to stay awake for many days in a row (like it or not), from the addition of methamphetemine, an “upper.”

It makes one feel on top of the world, but beware: add too much meth and instead of feeling on top of the world, it can feel like you’re floating away from the earth, a gnarly feeling to be sure, but also highly disconcerting, to put it lightly!
Goofballing kept us dancing all night long, but despite wearing stilettos, my feet didn’t hurt a bit!
by SnowWhyte June 15, 2019
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