goobaglob

The amount of cum that remains in the condom after you rail a girl.

Dude, that goobaglob was huge.

by Cerlz August 14, 2010

Goombaglaatians

Plural of goombaglaatian

"Look at the lot of them"
"Yeah they're real goombaglaatians

by The real goombaglaatian April 10, 2021

Goofball

Your ride and die buddy. Someone that's aloof and silly asl and has something you don't (if you're a girl). Goof + ball = Goofball

u/creativename62 : Soo, how'd you come up with Goofball

his future gf: I wanted it to be wholesome and funny. So, 'goof' for your personality and weird ways and 'ball' for something I don't have. :D

him: Bruh

by YeshQueen June 4, 2021

Goofball

Someone who acts funny or silly to make others happy because they themselves cannot, so they try to hide it and help others before themselves.

L: wanna see how many socks I can fit in my mouth?!
K: You’re a goofball.

L: Hell Yeah I am!

by Sendaddy September 21, 2018

Goofball

A term often used to describe a pretty girl when she does something adorable. Despite her sassy demeanor that often produces caustic one-liners that can put any cocky son of a bitch in his/her place, she has enough spark to attract a long list of Starbucks’ lovers.

Jermaine: Homie, I wish I had a goofball to brighten up maaaa lyfe!
D’Shawn: Son, you know Sharon’s single, nomsayin’ B?
Jermaine: Daaaaaaaaaaaayummmmm, she a real goofball, Imma get those digits.

by goofbaws February 7, 2015

goofballs

slang term for methamphetamine and other oral forms of various illegal drugs

that guy Overdosed on goofballs, now he is in a coma.

by grizzlymaster March 6, 2009

golfbag

A woman who has a different club pulled out of her at least 18 times a day (no sexual reference here)

Paris Hilton
Pamela Anderson
Heidi Fleiss and
Tara Reid

are all golfbags.

by pbrgirl September 23, 2005