gummy gomez

Cum into your hand and wipe it on your partner's mouth

I gave Lucy a gummy gomez last night, she licked it up, that bitch is crazy.

by Band Camper October 4, 2008

John Gomez

Guitarist//Backup vocalist for The Summer Set. Extremely beautiful. Has the best glasses ever. Curly hair. Tells the funniest jokes. Gives the best hugs. All hail John Gomez!

Guy: Who's that guy with the awesome glasses and the cool hair?

Girl: Duh, it's John Gomez!

Guy: Oh, that guy with the cool voice?

Girl: And the sick guitar skills?

Guy: The guy that tells all those funny jokes?

Girl: The guy that's too sexy to punch the maid? (from songlibs vid on youtube)

Guy: Yeah! The guy with the Vans Eras?

Girl: The guy that gives amazing hugs?

... and so on for another decade.

by FYjohngomez December 11, 2010

John Gomez

A guitar player for a band called The Summer Set. The most gorgeous man alive. Also the most sexually fantasized man ever to live, and there a small chance he might be Jesus. If Stevie Wonder and Prince had a baby, he would be their white offspring.

Jeepers mister John Gomez, you're a cutie.

by thisiswhywerehere.tumblr.com July 23, 2010

tickling gomez

The tender act of rubbing your moustache against one's perineum.

Mate: Did you seal the deal last night?
Me: Yep, once I'd given her a tender tickling gomez, she couldn't refuse my proposal.

by The Tender Tickler November 14, 2014

gomez grip

The act of sticking 1-4 fingers up your opponents anus when ground fighting.

I got Gomez gripped today while training and shit my pants

by Bsherm January 20, 2018

John Gomez

The guitarist for a band called The Summer Set. Also happens to be one sexy-ass motherfucker. Vegetarian. Pen-biter. Vans-lover. Brother of Stephen Gomez. Elevator Dominator. Majestic unicorn.

Don't even try it, ladies. He's taken. (by me ;D)

Girl one: OMG who was that hot guy with the lensless glasses?
Girl two: John Gomez. He's so fucking sexy!
Girl one: I know, riteee? *drools*
Girl two: Un-uhhh, girl he's MINE.

by LoveLikeThis April 28, 2010

Wiggly Gomez

The act of rappelling down into Selena Gomez's house via UH-60 Blackhawk Helicopter with a close friend, undressing her then while you lay on the ground said friend wiggles her struggling naked body on top of your face, vagina first.

"Have you heard Selena's latest album?"

"Naw man only thing I've seen in the news lately was Operation Wiggly Gomez bro."

by BlackLotusUP November 7, 2012