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Kier Cum Golem 

The most cursed image ever created. An evil cum golem that leads the labour party. A shitpost of mass destruction banned under treaty of prohibition of nuclear images.

do not search twitter for this.
The Kier Cum Golem made me so sick that shit came out of my mouth.
Kier Cum Golem by Babble___ June 29, 2020

butter golem

Don't let that lard-ass butter golem push you around
butter golem by Prince Leviticus December 6, 2004

Elixir golem 

Elixir golem is a card in one of the most popular mobile games. This card is used in 7x elixir and by retards that have no skill. This card is one of the best ways to come out to the public.
“Hey wanna play 7x elixir?”
“Sure”
“I use elixir golem what about you?”
“Never mind.”
Elixir golem by Ryan Delaney8 June 20, 2021

copper golem 

An incredibly useful and adorable mob, which would have had unique interactions with the game as well as being useful for redstoners and builders.
Wow the copper golem is obviously the best choice.
copper golem by Le potat October 20, 2021

Basement Golem

Someone who stays in your basement for way too long without consent, and usually eats too much of your food.

Jake: Dude, could you bring me another Red Bull?
Hunter: Will you stop being such a Basement Golem?
Jake: Sniff... It's just till I get back on my feet...
Hunter: Square.

-Basement Golem-

Copper Golem Voter 

One of the saltiest being on earth, they are so salty about the Allay winning the 2021 Minecraft Mob Vote and blaming large creators for influencing the Votes
Dude Im so mad bout the Allay winning, this is all Dream's fault

Stop being a Copper Golem Voter and also no one rigged the votes