droopie goldberg

When you are having wild sex and are about to pop, you think of anything, absolutely anything to take your mind away from sex. Then you imagine Whoopie Goldberg's 'sex face' and your dick immediately becomes soft, like one of those marshmallow chicks you get during Easter.

Minnie: "Harder Mickey, harder!"
Mickey: "Oooops! I shouldn't have thought of Whoopie Goldberg."
Minnie: "... more like 'Droopie Goldberg' you fucking loser."

by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker November 24, 2018

Dr. Brandy Goldberg

Dr. Brandy Goldberg is one of the leading Pharmacologists of our generation, and inspiration to the younger generation on reddit.

My name is Dr. Brandy Goldberg. Purdue Pharma, CT. I have a PhD in Pharmacology. Google me if you want to read my autobiography.

by The Dictionary Beast April 3, 2021

Poopi Goldberg

1. (Noun, Singular) - Another Name for Whoopi Goldberg. So named because she told President Donald Trump To Poop or get off the pot on daytime television back in 2015.

1. Sheryl, don't be another Poopi Goldberg- If you can't say anything nice about President Trump, then keep both your mouth and your legs shut!

by Buttfuckme September 12, 2020

Joe Goldberg

Someone who lasts three seconds in bed

Girl 1: How was sex with that guy last night

Girl 2: Meh, he was a Joe Goldberg

by BigBoiThicky February 9, 2020

Triple Gooberry Sundae

A sex act involving one woman and three men. One ejaculates on the top of her head while the other two do the same in each of her ear canals.

Did you hear? Me and two buddies gave Sarah a heaping Triple Gooberry Sundae last night!

by BigBean January 12, 2015

gooberry

1. something funny to say when your stoned
2. an insult

omg your such a gooberry!

by kshizz May 2, 2006

Rube Goldberg Alcoholism

Drunkenly setting a series of events in motion that ends in tragedy.

"How did the fire start?"
"Well, Mark was wasted and in reaching for his cell phone knocked over a glass, that fell on a power strip, that set the couch on fire"
"I see, classic Rube Goldberg Alcoholism"

by Bourbonsauce January 21, 2010