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gooner

a supporter of the London based football team, Arsenal FC
by Anthony Nguyen August 22, 2004
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goiter bomber

morbidly misshapen individiual.
by goiterbomber June 25, 2012
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Giner shiner

A term for you to use if a lesbian talks shit to you. Call them a giner shiner. It's like cocksucker, but more gender appropriate.
She was being so rude so Omar came to the defence and called her a Giner Shiner
by 1986van September 22, 2020
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Goonery

An act of pure, unadulterated stupidity, where the goon in question runs the risk of losing social acceptance
Hetherington, this is another example of your goonery!
by The Goonid August 3, 2010
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goiter

an inflammation of the thyroid glands causing a funny-ass balloon thing on people's necks
When the goiter was busted, the juice fed the land.

Macr 9: 27-29
by Noble Knicht April 7, 2003
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gooner

A person who commits the act of gooning. In more extreme cases, many people choose to go so far with gooning, that they willingly develop a porn addiction and base their life around it. To them, porn is everything. There is no ultimatum greater than porn, and many even seek out other gooners just to discuss how amazing porn is, as their life spirals into complete depravity.

How someone goons to porn, and the process of forcing themselves to turning into a porn addict isn't wholly clear-cut; some prefer to refer themselves as a pornosexual. Gooners are often total weirdos with bragging about being addicted, and call pornstars goddesses.

Moral of the story: porn this, porn that, just do whatever pleases you, even if it means being a gooner.
Chad: *fapping to porn on 3 monitors*
Brad: *walks into the room* Hey Chad, the mail just came and- Oh my God, dude! That's disgusting, how long have you been doing this for?!
Chad: I woke up at 6 this morning, and I've been jerking off since, man.
Brad: Wait, what?! It's 3PM already!
Chad: I've become a gooner. All I want anymore is porn.
by Gilgabob February 1, 2019
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Grinerunker

Norwegian word for when you are REALLY down

Grinerunker=That you are crying when you jack off =)
"Oral Bee du er enn jævla grinerunker"
"Oral Bee You are a fucking grinerunker"
by ViggU Brage Kolbeinsen November 4, 2007
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