God's Stitches

The line down the middle of the scrotum (balls) where God has sewn his stiches to tie man's skin on tight.

Hey, Johnny...what is that light colored line going down and in between your ball sack?

Those are God's Stitches...you dumb bitch!

by Johnny Goodtimes December 13, 2004

God's Graffiti

A person who sports a lush, luxurious coat of body hair, generally located, but not limited to, the chest region, and sprouting haphazardly over other areas of the body, sometimes in tufts or single follicle sprigs.

"Ewww, Dan's body hair is matted and gross! Body hair is so 80's!"

"No way, Marie! Body hair is God's graffiti!"

by Yo!Marie! March 3, 2012

God's Blind Spot

A phrase for anal sex. It is justified by girls who want to remain virgins so they do it in "God's Blind Spot"

She's a christian so we did it in god's blind spot.

by Bradford Estes April 26, 2013

God's Favorite

Being really pretty, have a good figure, being basically what social media wants and/or being desired.

BRO, HAVE YOU SEEN saintmndy? She she pretty! And her SINGING! She's God's Favorite 100%

by PPYTTB202? October 15, 2020

God’s Plan

A phrase used to describe a good, lucky, or fortunate situation. This is used in reference to Drake’s song, God’s Plan.

Person 1: I was at the grocery store and was short 25 cents, but the lady behind me noticed and gave me a quarter.

Person 2: God’s Plan!

by panda.express September 5, 2018

God's work

Doing something beneficial, that helps or is useful for somebody else you don't know or a community, in a selfless way.

Me: I have made a sticker pack with puppies for everyone to use!
Somebody on the Internat: Thanks, you are doing God's work

by CristianCantoro April 27, 2021

God's waiting room

A word used to describe any town or village with a high percentage of elderly people such as Tampa Florida, Worthing, UK, Eastbourne, UK

Eastbourne? Don't make me move to God's waiting room, i've still got my own teeth you know

by Wixon November 1, 2007