Everlasting Gobstopper

A ball of limitless flavors that can be uncovered by licking.

The first couple are Lemon, Strawberry, and Green apple, but as Wonka got less creative he started making flavors like, Bacon, Iodine, and Car Exhaust.

Man! after a while, I could swear this Everlasting Gobstopper tasted like dog feces.

by SeventhSandwich[BL] January 24, 2010

Italian Gobstopper

The vile sex act when a man makes a meatball around his cock. The man then attempts to shove it down a woman's throat and have it go down her throat.

Hey Steve, I just gave Clarissa an Italian Gobstopper! She loves my cooking.

by KrakMan November 25, 2020

gobbstoppers

when a male dips his testicles into a girls mouth

yo last night my girl's jaw got tired after just giving her 2 gobbstoppers

by da fat shet June 6, 2018

godshopped

The manipulation of scientific data to provide evidence for intelligence design.

Did you watch that beautiful episode about intelligent design?

Yeah, as usual, the producers totally godshopped all the complex images of nature and left out rational explanations provided by evolution.

by SampleOne September 25, 2010

gobstopper

when a girl hold on to then end of your penis to keep you from ejaculating when she is giving hell to you. IT HURTS LIKE HELL

she gave me a gobstopper

by bob January 26, 2005

Gobstopper

As an annoying woman (or man) is having a go at you or just on a pointless rant that you don't give a shit about, you grab their head and slam your cock down their throat effectively stopping their gob (mouth)

Bitch "Women don't get any respect for the things they do, they work twice as hard and don't get any credit"
*Man gives bitch a gobstopper*
"that shut her up"

by Locky April 30, 2007

gobstopper

as a guy gets ready to blow, a girl caps the pee-hole with her thumb and it spurts out as when opening a champaign bottle. Note: Careful not to cap too hard for fear of rupturing vas-deferens

by Anonymous November 1, 2003