goober gobber

One who loves to suck the cock, and likes to swallow too.

Nick is such a goober gobber.

by SeptiK September 09, 2003

Gobber Blast

When you hit someone in the side of the head with the palm of your hand

Timothy just got gobber blast-ed by John.

by Za41n June 01, 2019

The Church of Gobber Chan

A place of worship of the cult of Gobber Chan were they preform the ancient sacrifice wich is a dirty jack

We shall worship in the church of Gobber Chan tonight my Brother.

by Mp80111 January 01, 2022

every-lasting knobb gobber

a female or male that enjoys giving oral sex just a little too much

Female1: my boyfriend loves when i go down on him but never does it for me
Female2: so what please your man girl
Female1: but it makes me feel like an every-lasting knobb gobber

by K1D November 23, 2012

Gobber

To yap, waffle, chatter, prattle, or ramble, with little or no point.

Lucy has been speaking nonsense for 3.624 consecutive minutes, Gabrielle has finally had enough, and proclaims “STOP FUCKING GOBBERING, BIGGIE!”

by NotGabrielle.11 January 30, 2024

Wake Gobbers

A relatively new phrase, coined by the transition from the harassment of overweight individuals with the catchphrase "Weight Goals" that shifted to "Wei-Goals!" (sped-up) and finally ended up becoming "Wake gobs," which has now transitioned into the final phase, "Wake Gobbers."

The term no longer refers to overweight individuals but is primarily used in a situation where something unusual has happened, implying that it is a "Gobbers moment" and that it's time for everyone to "Wake Gobbers."

Justin: What the hell, I just won the lottery yesterday.

Steven: Wake gobbers! Wake gobbers! That's a gobbers moment right there. Wake gobbers!

by TheCreatorofWakeGobbers October 31, 2023

Wobber Gobber

A animal that makes strange noises and pretends to be a human. (Know to like dark chocolate)

You are definitely a wobber gobber

by Airguild August 02, 2021