goad

see choad. also see james johnson.

what a goad.

by the foshizzler June 17, 2003

goading

goading is a word used to say that an individual is willing to join into an activity

1 - whats going on over there?

2 - bill and mike are shearing a hairy child

1 - well , i'm party to that goading

by duck January 11, 2005

"Are you Trying To Goad Me Little Niggu.'

..

"Are you Trying To Goad Me Little Niggu.'

by SuchBackSmacker March 15, 2025

Goading

Goading or Goadmaxxing is the act of stretching out the urethra (usually via the use of both your pointer finger and thumb) for the purposes of girthening the goader's penis

since I was so focused on goading, a small animal crept inside of my pee hole and got stuck :(

by gary shwartanym February 20, 2024

Goad

Person who pushes your buttons to cause you to have an angry outburst which they then use to show people that you are crazy, have no control or any other negative trait that could be seen.
Usually a gasshole

This goad almost had me blow my shit at walmart

by Ben Tu Dova February 25, 2021

Toads my goads

Totally, for sure, definitely.

Friend 1: Want to go get lunch? Friend 2: Toads my goads dude!

by racergamer February 22, 2015

chode goad

One who whines/bitches/complains a lot.
Always hungry. Never satisfied. May or may not live with grandma. Will ask you for a bite of your food. At least one person in your group of friends is a certified chode goad. Can be male or female.

"Can I have a bite of your sandwich"
"Fuck you Cory, don't be a chode goad"

"Do you have a few dollars for gas"

"... I don't know man, I'm kinda hungry"

See bum bumpkin fuckboy hoe

by dank_hill October 10, 2016