Gruffle

To talk in a deep tone with a voice that sounds like you just got out of bed and you have a scratchy voice.

I was just jamming out to the radio in my car and now my voice is all gruffled.

Chad Kroeger's gruffle makes me want to beat down a baby with a sledgehammer.

by herpityderpderp April 17, 2011

gruffles

The extra cellulite on a girls hips.

Those tight sweat-pants really accentuate her gruffles.

by Guigfu February 14, 2010

gruffles

(interjection) like a curse word or "wow!"

"did you see that girl last night?"
"gruffles man, she was hot!"

"what the gruffles did you just say to me?"

by Aaron May 10, 2003

gruffle monkey

Someone who is all hot and aggrevated or moody. Someone all in a huff. Usually aimed at spoilt children who cant get what they want or women on their period.

Woman: bla bla bla nag nag whinge whine your not going to the pub
Man: Stop being such a gruffle monkey and put my dinner on for 10pm.

or

Man: Lets have sex darling
Woman: I cant im on my period whinge whinge nag nag
Man: Stop being such a gruffle monkey and take it like a man.

by Moon Meeko June 12, 2007

gruffle

the hair that grows on the lower part of your back, and is a proof of masculinity

man my gruffle hair's finally coming through!

by cw113 September 12, 2008

Gufflegloss

The glossy, smooth top coat of freshly fallen then iced over snow.

Wow, Katherine, the gufflegloss after the snow finally stopped is amazing.....

by Inkedheart October 22, 2015

Gufflet

A passing of wind that is too horrendous to not be noticed, but not meaty enough to be a proper guff

Good heavens that was some gufflet Charlie.

by RAZZLESPARROW September 18, 2016