Glurp

The very distinct sound someones throat make after swallowing any type of warm or cold liquid or even gel. The swishy sounds as your throat retracts repeatedly making that hard almost greedy sound. This is called glurping.

Man #1;Damn man I really love to get her a cold drink when she finishes jogging.
Man#2;let me guess . Its her glurp right?
Man#1; Let me tell you the way she glurps I bet she is a sexy glurper especially in the bedroom when she is glurping.
Man#2 yeah she can glurp me anytime

by King Showout May 3, 2022

glurp

The uneasy sound of the extraction of a dang from a rangy

Suddenly there was a quiet glurp in the distance

by linear soul child July 31, 2003

glurp

green,lactaded,unidentified,refridgerated,puss

(a teenage girl)

what is that? Glurp?


your such a glurp!

by Tiff_Tiff April 19, 2009

glurp

when a goat falls due to a extreme fright

"Oh no the goat just glurped"

by kermit the frog #1 October 22, 2023

Glurp

Glurp is a universal word it could mean anything. Glurp is mostly used to express d riding

Random person: Hey man I really love Camo

Me: W glurp

by Ikwhyyousearchedthisup November 12, 2023

glurp

the act of ejaculating in a condom, putting a lit firecracker within it, self-pleasuring while figging said "glurpite" up one's anus

"What's put that wide smile on your face?"

"Why, I'm glurping of course!"

by mrglurper April 30, 2025

Glurp?

When ur fucked up and can’t think of anything funny to say, so you just exclaim “glurp” to fill the awkward silence.

“Glurp?”

by Mr tumbolus February 15, 2020