glurp

the sound made while trying to suck a giant dick.

when I heard the glurp noise while julie was goin' down on me, I knew I had a big dick..

by mikeyboi December 18, 2004

glurp

the sound COOL snakes make

look all the marshmallows are hooked together, now its a snake. glurp, glurp. glurp, glurp.

by anonymous December 12, 2004

glurping

someone who hugs without pants

she likes glurping random citizens

by polkic May 18, 2010

glurp

The uneasy sound of the extraction of a dang from a rangy

Suddenly there was a quiet glurp in the distance

by linear soul child July 31, 2003

glurp

green,lactaded,unidentified,refridgerated,puss

(a teenage girl)

what is that? Glurp?


your such a glurp!

by Tiff_Tiff April 19, 2009

slurp the glurp

Verb: The act of sucking the semen off of a mans erect penis directly after he ejaculated in your rectum.

I totally got that dirty street whore to slurp the glurp when I finished.

by Dr. Face May 30, 2009

Glurping

One man one jar, however there is a preserved male penis in the jar.

Man, "Did you see how Stephen died? He died from Glurping!"

by daaluu April 10, 2024