by fallen! March 13, 2022
Get the glowduo mug.A large, clumsy individual with no real direction or motivation in life. Activities associated with this individual include, but are not limited to, sleeping in late, practicing polygamy, lying on the couch, having each meal of the day delivered to their home, goating, paying friends to write homework assignments for them, and always having a $100 bill on the outside of their money clip in an attempt to impress women.
**Not to be confused with its more athletic and ambitious cousin, the Glondoor.
**Not to be confused with its more athletic and ambitious cousin, the Glondoor.
Glondore) "Mom, my credit card was just declined! What's going on?"
Mother Glondore) "You've been cut off son. You're 24 years old and it's time to get a job."
Glondore) "Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!" (While beating chest)
1) "Where's Glondore? It's almost 2:00pm..."
2) "He won't be up for a few more hours."
Semi-attractive young girl walks in house:
1)Who was that?
2)Not sure. Looks like she's headed to Glondore's room.
1)Poor girl
2)Indeed
Mother Glondore) "You've been cut off son. You're 24 years old and it's time to get a job."
Glondore) "Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!" (While beating chest)
1) "Where's Glondore? It's almost 2:00pm..."
2) "He won't be up for a few more hours."
Semi-attractive young girl walks in house:
1)Who was that?
2)Not sure. Looks like she's headed to Glondore's room.
1)Poor girl
2)Indeed
by Whohaskaren? August 30, 2010
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When a person places one or more glow sticks in their arse, often for sexual pleasure or drunken amusement, in the dark. Often used as part of dogging / voyeurism / public sex to help guide would be suitors / voyeurs.
Also known as a firefly or beacon.
Also known as a firefly or beacon.
example 1 : "Jill went dogging last night, and did a glowworm, after 10 minutes she apparently had a queue of suitors and countless people watching in the shadows! She said it really got her off!"
example 2 : "man we were so pissed last night, we found a bunch of glow sticks and did a naked glowworm race down the street - the loser had to buy the next round"
example 2 : "man we were so pissed last night, we found a bunch of glow sticks and did a naked glowworm race down the street - the loser had to buy the next round"
by ColonelTessieIceBeaconThe2nd January 10, 2013
Get the GlowWorm mug.A glowjob occurs in an environment lighted by a blacklight bulb. Whenever a person is giving traditional blowjob and jizz on their face glows, it is considered a glowjob.
Person 1: DOOOD I WAS GIVING HEAD UNDER A BLACKLIGHT AND THE JIZZ GLOWED!
Person 2: glowjobs = way of life
Person 2: glowjobs = way of life
by Jawn Prieto September 20, 2006
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by Mike124321 January 28, 2009
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Glowdubbing is the act of breaking glow sticks and covering an entire room with splatters of glow, covering your hands in the chemical, and raving in the dark to dubstep or electronic music. The room, when finished, could host a rave, and looks pretty trippy.
brooke: Hey i have these glowsticks and some dubstep music.
dani: oh dude lets go glowdubbing!
brooke: yeah man, thats trippy
dani: oh dude lets go glowdubbing!
brooke: yeah man, thats trippy
by dykesforlife June 16, 2011
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