Glomping

Glomping is the act of jumping on someone in an excited and slightly pervy manner. For example if your friend is happy or slightly horny, be aware for nearby flying objects. :P

"OMG I AM SO HAPPY! YOU ARE GOING TO BE GLOMPED NEXT TIME I SEE YOU"

"LOOK OUT! YOU ARE GOING TO GET A PROPER GLOMPING"

by Leshmodinome October 22, 2012

Gloringus Dingus

When a girl is sucking/f*cking you through a gloryhole, and then proceeds to cock & ball torture your cock & balls while they are still inserted through the gloryhole

Jack: Did you seriously get a gloringus dingus past night?
Me: Yeah. The adult theater was poppin and she was kind of a sadist, so I let her. My balls are swollen to the size of a jar, tho.

by Daddy Awesome January 5, 2021

Glopping

Glopping is slang for menstruation, aka having your period or being on the rag. Women often prefer this to more vulgar terminology because it can be used in public or as an inside joke.

"She is really cranky because she is glopping this week."

derivative usages:
"have a hemogloppin day".
"its Gloptoberfest in my house this week".
"next week is Gloptober".
heavy flow days may be described as "gloptastic"

by Vapor162 September 6, 2013

Glorbing

To do something spontaneously, with jerkey motions.

I was glorbing with your mom last night.
I just had a glorbe moment.

by BoomBOom297 September 7, 2011

Glorfing

When you cum on a sleeping girl's face or body

"I drank too much and glorfed on my little sister last night"
"glorfing is why you shouldn't sleep in the apartment with the window open"

by Penis is a vegetable September 27, 2017

Gorping

When your taking a bath and sitting upright, you fart and with an open mouth bite the bubbles that float up between your legs.

Last night was a fun filled evening of gorping!

by Gorp-king July 30, 2010

Glorpin'

What the bitches be doing

Bitches be glorpin'

by Bussygamer88 June 17, 2021