gleep glorp

Cheating on the person that you are flirting with by flirting with another person. It was created by Christine Sydelko.

When you find out he's been gleep glorping other bitches.

by SmartyAwesomePants February 10, 2017

Glorp on my Schlorp

1. The act that causes one to garage.
2. The wettest, messiest head possible. Just the real gawk gawk. The sloppiest toppy. The most drooly, moist affair involving a penis since 1967. The real mouth porking 3000.

She glorp on my schlorp till I garage

by Desired_Garlic October 12, 2023

Glorp

A car or other motor vehicle operated by someone drinking alcohol while also containing other alcoholic beverages.

Hayden: We gotta head back to the hotel
Carl: Everyone file into Rudy’s glorp.

by Fusionwarrior53 June 10, 2024

Glorp

To fuck somebody's used pad and then eat it

Dylan glorped danicas pad yesterday and he had blood and cum all over his face

by Glorper March 14, 2025

glorping

1. When you're gagging but you still want to put it in your mouth
2. The onomatopoeia of meat being thrusted in one's throat, not to be confused with a "gulp" *glorp* *glorp* glorp*

I ate a $200 steak and got too excited. I ended up glorping it down
Jack starting glorping in the middle of the glizzy gulping games

by alexhasleftthechat March 15, 2024

glorping

"glorping" is a word from the martian language which means "jerking off"

hey dude are you glorping rn?

by PolishKitKat June 22, 2024

Glorp

The true prophet of the world.

I believe in the divination of Glorp.

by trijen October 23, 2023