Schrödinger's Gloryhole

When you're at a glory hole and you're not sure if the person that's sucking your dick is man or women so its both gay and not gay

" Is that a man or women sucking my dick" (its Schrödinger's Gloryhole)

by Arty_boi October 16, 2021

international gloryhole

noun: A gloryhole-type scene where a guy receives a blowjob through a wall or fence that separates two countries.

I love me some Tijuana whores but the drug cartels & violence keep me from visiting the city. Luckily for me the ladies are always down to do an international gloryhole!

by h4i2g0h September 15, 2012

glarph

Form of greeting exchanged between two friends. Often presented along with a head bow, or the split- fingered Vulcan hand gesture. Short for "Good to see you again, I wish you all the best my friend, what is new in you life experience?"

Person one: "Glarph"
Person two: "Glarph"

by Anonymous September 19, 2003

Gloryhole Champion

Someone who takes multiple cocks in a row without cleanup in between.

Zach is a gloryhole champion because he took 10 cocks in a row in a gangbang

by Sleepycookie January 25, 2019

Gorphing

The act of consuming vigorously and greedily. To gorph.

I just finished gorphing down a gigantic smoothie.

by Maimo February 7, 2020

Gloryholing

-verb (used with object)
The act of inserting one's penis into a vaginal, oral or anal cavity whilst interceding the afformentioned penis through a hole (usually 5-10 cm in diameter) in some type of tangible barrier (i.e. wall, door, window, etc...).

Steen frequently opens his cheeks to random holes in walls, hoping to recieve the warm creamy gift from gloryholing patrons.

by Anonymous gloryholer June 11, 2009

gloryhole

A small hole in the wall usually found in men's restrooms or adult book/video shops meant for one man to stick his dick in and another man (or woman) to give head. It is used for both people to stay anonymous.

I just got back from the adult video store and got a blowjob from the gloryhole in the booths.

by coyote84 December 10, 2006