gooze'n

When you get a one-eyed bitch; simply remove her fake eye and insert your erect penis into the eye socket. thrust in and out until ejaculation occurs, place fake eye back into eye socket. immediately following, strike the dome, causing fake eye to fall out with a cascade of cum.

Hey, you ever seen that video of that chick remove her fake eye?
Yeah, we should be straight gooze'n that bitch!

by seansroom June 6, 2010

goozer

A goozer is 1) a goozoo (persian for farter) and 2) a loser.

yalda: oh my god! that "king authaaa" dude still hasnt called me!
monica: what a GOOZER!

by Yalda December 12, 2006

Glozell

A hilarious, crazy, incredibly funny YouTube comedian who has thousand of hilarious videos about her life, push up bras, ketchup/cashew (known as Ke$ha by non-watchers), and so much more.
Has many words like "Bucket-naked" "crackamus" "alCHEhol"- (otherwise known as alcohol),

Gurl, you have got to get off the alCHEhol! I will snatch you up & take you to a AAA meeting!

Umm, what's like little drunk girls name, with the dollar sign?

Don't you have some friends? You could at least play uno, or uh, hopscotch?... No, you need some kinda activities! Play some checkers or something!

You wake up feeling like P-Diddy, like a black man. Issues.

You wanna know why you can't think? Cuz you bangin ya head up against the wall!!!

-GloZell

by crazyyoutuber771 April 6, 2011

Glooser

A better name for people who like Glee.

Girl/Gay Boy: Glee is on tonight!!!
Other Person: Glooser.

by lolmyfaceisonfire January 20, 2011

glooie

A person who isn't that pog. They are slightly annoying and will never be "big men".

They are a bunch of glooie's.

by non real name April 7, 2021

gloozh

The edible cheese that sticks to the cardboard of a pizza box or the paper wrapper of a cheeseburger. Often consumed with pieces of the cardboard or wrapper still stuck to the cheese.

Word invented by Antonio Lopez

You aren't done with a cheeseburger until you eat the gloozh!

by Antonio Lopez March 7, 2008

gloozey

A lit insta page

Yo did you see gloozey’s new post? Nah bro imma go check it out.

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